| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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Life is Meaningless
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.6% | ||
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D.A.R.E
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.5% | ||
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.6% | ||
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Irresponsible Parents
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.6% | ||
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The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.6% | ||
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Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.7% | ||
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 1.9% | ||
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.1% | ||
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Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.1% | ||
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Living Hell
Die 100 times in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.3% | ||
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Forever Young
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.1% | ||
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.2% | ||
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.2% | ||
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Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.2% | ||
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.3% | ||
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Tears From Heaven
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.5% | ||
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Darwin Award Nominee
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.5% | ||
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.8% | ||
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.8% | ||
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Rage Against The Machine
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.9% | ||
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Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.2% | ||
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Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.8% | ||
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.1% | ||
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Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.0% | ||
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Pet Cemetery
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 2.9% | ||
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Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.1% | ||
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Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.5% | ||
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 3.6% | ||
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Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.0% | ||
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Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.2% | ||
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Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.3% | ||
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POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.5% | ||
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Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.1% | ||
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.3% | ||
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Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.5% | ||
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 5.8% | ||
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One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 9.1% | ||
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Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 8.5% | ||
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0% Chance
Experience death before being born. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 14.6% | ||
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One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
2021-12-24 21:45:55 | 18.6% |