- -7
- Par
- 82
- Threshold
- 53h 36m
- Completion
- 53h 45m
- Total Playtime
- 9m
- Additional Playtime
- 36m
- Average
- 2018-11-25 13:59:23
- Last Played
- 2016-06-30 00:56:48
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2014-12-28 22:19:30
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 year 6 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours 37 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Script kiddie | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 27h 39m | 2024-05-09 22:26:08 | |||
| Croatian Cowboy | 26.97% | 24 / 89 | 10h 56m | 2024-05-09 17:10:44 | |||
| gossamer | 16.85% | 15 / 89 | 5h 53m | 2024-05-07 15:39:50 | |||
| Uncle Dave | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 37m | 2024-05-06 20:08:01 | |||
| Fleischwurst | 97.75% | 87 / 89 | 130h 52m | 2024-05-02 13:27:24 | |||
| Liz | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 10h 31m | 2024-05-01 18:10:51 | |||
| Toxin | 11.24% | 10 / 89 | 14h 4m | 2024-04-30 19:01:31 | |||
| Revenantal | 15.73% | 14 / 89 | 5h 47m | 2024-04-30 01:28:31 | |||
| mrb19 | 100% | 89 | 1m | 1m | 2024-04-22 11:18:32 | ||
| Output | 14.61% | 13 / 89 | 4h 23m | 2024-04-22 05:37:14 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2016-06-30 00:56:48 | 12.5% | ||
|
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2016-06-01 16:29:29 | 3.1% | ||
|
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2016-05-28 19:24:13 | 3.1% | ||
|
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2016-05-28 19:24:13 | 3.1% | ||
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2016-05-28 09:49:07 | 4.2% | ||
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2016-05-28 09:49:07 | 3.4% | ||
|
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2016-05-24 12:29:00 | 4.1% | ||
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2016-05-24 12:02:49 | 3.6% | ||
|
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2016-05-24 11:47:39 | 4.1% | ||
|
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2016-05-24 11:47:38 | 3.8% | ||
|
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2016-05-24 11:07:07 | 8.8% | ||
|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2016-05-23 12:44:24 | 4.6% | ||
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2016-05-23 11:15:24 | 5.6% | ||
|
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2016-05-23 10:20:42 | 3.4% | ||
|
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2016-05-22 18:45:08 | 6.2% | ||
|
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2016-05-22 18:43:22 | 3.9% | ||
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2016-05-22 18:13:06 | 3.4% | ||
|
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2016-05-22 17:52:52 | 3.8% | ||
|
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2016-05-22 17:51:19 | 6.2% | ||
|
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2016-05-21
16:33:41
|
4.8% | ||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2016-05-21 16:26:07 | 6.9% | ||
|
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2016-05-21 16:01:26 | 3.7% | ||
|
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2016-05-21
15:40:38
|
4.9% | ||
|
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2016-05-21
15:27:33
|
3.7% | ||
|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2016-05-21 09:50:07 | 8.3% | ||
|
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2016-05-21 09:35:51 | 4.7% | ||
|
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2016-05-21 09:09:39 | 4.6% | ||
|
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2016-05-20 14:18:50 | 8.4% | ||
|
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2016-05-20
13:47:55
|
9.3% | ||
|
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2016-05-20 13:38:20 | 7.7% | ||
|
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2016-05-20 13:32:52 | 4.5% | ||
|
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2016-05-20 13:21:11 | 9.8% | ||
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2015-01-02 02:12:02 | 9.5% | ||
|
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2015-01-02 02:07:33 | 6.5% | ||
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2015-01-02
01:59:00
|
6.5% | ||
|
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2015-01-02 01:54:33 | 29.5% | ||
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2015-01-02 01:53:00 | 4.4% | ||
|
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2015-01-01 18:05:54 | 9.4% | ||
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2015-01-01 18:04:38 | 10.5% | ||
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2015-01-01
17:25:08
|
9.2% | ||
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2015-01-01 15:53:52 | 14.1% | ||
|
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2015-01-01 15:25:44 | 9.8% | ||
|
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2014-12-31 17:18:00 | 17.6% | ||
|
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2014-12-31 16:52:33 | 4.8% | ||
|
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2014-12-31 15:11:11 | 10.6% | ||
|
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2014-12-31
12:32:00
|
8.7% | ||
|
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2014-12-30 22:47:31 | 6.1% | ||
|
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2014-12-30 21:34:37 | 36.2% | ||
|
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2014-12-30
02:56:44
|
5.5% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2014-12-30 02:30:33 | 9.2% | ||
|
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2014-12-30
02:23:42
|
5.0% | ||
|
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2014-12-30 02:21:43 | 8.5% | ||
|
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2014-12-30
01:48:53
|
8.3% | ||
|
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2014-12-30 01:40:33 | 14.6% | ||
|
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2014-12-30 01:25:11 | 5.4% | ||
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2014-12-30 01:11:37 | 18.4% | ||
|
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2014-12-30 00:55:35 | 9.5% | ||
|
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2014-12-29
23:53:18
|
13.4% | ||
|
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2014-12-29
23:47:27
|
5.3% | ||
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2014-12-29
23:45:32
|
16.9% | ||
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2014-12-29 23:40:35 | 20.7% | ||
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2014-12-29 23:14:38 | 18.6% | ||
|
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2014-12-29 23:05:58 | 12.9% | ||
|
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2014-12-29
22:37:50
|
15.8% | ||
|
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2014-12-29 22:34:33 | 15.3% | ||
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2014-12-29 03:42:08 | 33.4% | ||
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2014-12-29 03:21:29 | 17.0% | ||
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2014-12-29 03:18:43 | 26.4% | ||
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2014-12-29
03:15:26
|
19.7% | ||
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2014-12-29 03:13:03 | 37.1% | ||
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2014-12-29
03:02:36
|
18.4% | ||
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2014-12-29 02:19:07 | 24.0% | ||
|
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2014-12-29 02:03:22 | 11.1% | ||
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2014-12-29
01:56:57
|
26.8% | ||
|
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2014-12-29 00:45:11 | 32.6% | ||
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2014-12-29
00:43:59
|
9.5% | ||
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2014-12-29 00:32:09 | 32.2% | ||
|
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2014-12-28 23:51:32 | 13.2% | ||
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2014-12-28 23:48:19 | 48.6% | ||
|
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2014-12-28 23:29:23 | 46.9% | ||
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2014-12-28 23:17:43 | 20.4% | ||
|
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2014-12-28 23:14:22 | 44.6% | ||
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2014-12-28 23:12:43 | 29.8% | ||
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2014-12-28 23:03:35 | 51.3% | ||
|
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2014-12-28 23:01:21 | 51.2% | ||
|
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2014-12-28 22:58:59 | 61.1% | ||
|
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2014-12-28 22:30:08 | 30.3% | ||
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2014-12-28 22:27:53 | 55.6% | ||
|
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2014-12-28 22:19:30 | 65.9% |