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- +4
- Par
- 10
- Threshold
- 2h 29m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 8h 48m
- Estimated
- 24m
- Average
- 2020-05-06 17:00:38
- Last Played
- 2020-05-06 16:54:01
- Last Unlock
- 2020-05-06 16:06:30
- First Unlock
- 2016-12-29 22:56:33
- Started Playing
- 3 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 days 17 hours 57 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
| Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
| Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
| BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 | |||
| Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
| Lil Saucy Boy | 42.86% | 12 / 28 | 4h 17m | 2024-03-07 21:57:46 | |||
| fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2020-05-06 16:54:01 | 10.4% | ||
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Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2020-05-06 16:52:18 | 15.8% | ||
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Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2020-05-06 16:48:58 | 3.3% | ||
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Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2020-05-06 16:19:18 | 32.0% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2020-05-06 16:06:31 | 44.9% | ||
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Go Left
Move to the left. |
2020-05-06 16:06:30 | 45.0% | ||
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Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
31.7% | |||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.2% | |||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
9.2% | |||
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Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
6.7% | |||
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Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
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Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
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Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
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Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
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The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
4.0% | |||
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Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
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Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
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My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.2% | |||
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Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
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Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
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Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
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Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
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Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
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Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
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Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
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Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
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Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |