- -49
- Par
- 40
- Threshold
- 48h 46m
- Completion
- 32m
- Average
- 2022-09-08 18:37:10
- Last Played
- 2023-02-15 18:27:58
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2014-03-31 20:14:19
- First Unlock & Started
- 9 years 2 days 22 hours 13 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fleischwurst | 97.75% | 87 / 89 | 130h 52m | 2024-05-02 13:27:24 | |||
| Liz | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 10h 31m | 2024-05-01 18:10:51 | |||
| Toxin | 11.24% | 10 / 89 | 14h 4m | 2024-04-30 19:01:31 | |||
| Revenantal | 15.73% | 14 / 89 | 5h 47m | 2024-04-30 01:28:31 | |||
| mrb19 | 100% | 89 | 1m | 1m | 2024-04-22 11:18:32 | ||
| Jake | 64.04% | 57 / 89 | 18h 19m | 2024-04-20 08:51:55 | |||
| 20 million | 60.67% | 54 / 89 | 13h 26m | 2024-04-18 16:04:50 | |||
| JuanSeLOL | 94.38% | 84 / 89 | 34h 55m | 2024-04-18 02:15:57 | |||
| HighAxolotol | 100% | 89 | 5h 8m | 5h 8m | 2024-04-17 04:50:13 | ||
| SMmejs | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 31m | 2024-04-16 16:08:12 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2023-02-15 18:27:58 | 3.4% | ||
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2022-08-31 21:27:56 | 4.2% | ||
|
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-08-29 19:59:54 | 3.1% | ||
|
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2022-08-29 19:59:39 | 3.1% | ||
|
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-08-29 19:59:39 | 3.1% | ||
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2022-08-27 20:59:18 | 3.6% | ||
|
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2022-08-27 20:32:52 | 4.1% | ||
|
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-08-27 20:32:51 | 3.8% | ||
|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2022-08-26 21:05:44 | 4.6% | ||
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2022-08-26 20:32:07 | 4.4% | ||
|
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2022-08-26 20:29:48 | 7.7% | ||
|
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2022-08-26 10:14:57 | 3.4% | ||
|
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2022-07-31 14:53:26 | 3.9% | ||
|
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2022-07-31 14:42:39 | 3.8% | ||
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2022-07-31 14:26:46 | 3.4% | ||
|
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2022-07-30 23:54:30 | 3.7% | ||
|
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2022-07-30
23:48:29
|
4.9% | ||
|
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2022-07-30 23:22:45 | 4.6% | ||
|
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2022-07-23 17:09:46 | 4.1% | ||
|
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2022-07-22 22:17:32 | 4.5% | ||
|
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2022-07-22 22:03:00 | 4.8% | ||
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2022-07-22 21:33:15 | 9.4% | ||
|
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2022-07-21 15:29:19 | 8.8% | ||
|
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2022-07-21 15:02:15 | 13.2% | ||
|
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2022-07-20 22:58:16 | 12.9% | ||
|
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2022-07-20
22:45:00
|
15.8% | ||
|
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2022-07-20
22:41:20
|
5.0% | ||
|
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2022-07-20
22:38:54
|
5.3% | ||
|
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2022-07-20 13:54:17 | 8.4% | ||
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2022-07-20
13:29:31
|
18.4% | ||
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2022-07-20
13:08:40
|
9.5% | ||
|
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2022-07-19 20:52:17 | 5.4% | ||
|
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2022-07-19 20:46:03 | 6.5% | ||
|
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2022-07-19 20:39:11 | 6.1% | ||
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2022-07-19 20:27:57 | 12.5% | ||
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2022-07-18 20:47:14 | 20.4% | ||
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2022-07-18 20:44:40 | 29.8% | ||
|
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2022-07-18 20:39:30 | 9.8% | ||
|
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2022-07-18
20:35:27
|
5.5% | ||
|
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2022-07-18 02:04:08 | 10.6% | ||
|
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2022-07-18 02:03:57 | 8.5% | ||
|
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2022-07-18 01:56:08 | 29.5% | ||
|
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2022-07-18 01:54:45 | 30.3% | ||
|
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2022-07-18
01:25:59
|
9.3% | ||
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2018-07-03 00:18:26 | 17.0% | ||
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2016-03-06 11:20:56 | 5.6% | ||
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2016-03-06 11:17:18 | 24.0% | ||
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2016-03-06
11:03:04
|
16.9% | ||
|
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2016-01-30
21:22:35
|
3.7% | ||
|
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2016-01-30 21:16:45 | 6.2% | ||
|
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2016-01-30 21:02:41 | 9.8% | ||
|
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2016-01-30
20:34:34
|
4.8% | ||
|
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2016-01-30 10:41:44 | 6.2% | ||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2016-01-30 09:48:48 | 6.9% | ||
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2016-01-30
09:38:35
|
19.7% | ||
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2016-01-27
19:09:07
|
6.5% | ||
|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2016-01-27 18:22:28 | 8.3% | ||
|
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2016-01-27 17:49:24 | 4.7% | ||
|
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2016-01-26 20:08:54 | 9.4% | ||
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2016-01-26 20:07:38 | 10.5% | ||
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2016-01-26
18:55:02
|
9.2% | ||
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2016-01-26 15:09:02 | 14.1% | ||
|
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2016-01-26 14:49:58 | 15.3% | ||
|
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2016-01-25
17:31:18
|
8.7% | ||
|
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2016-01-25
17:16:45
|
13.3% | ||
|
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2016-01-24 15:43:53 | 17.6% | ||
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2016-01-24 14:46:05 | 18.4% | ||
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2016-01-24 01:03:05 | 20.6% | ||
|
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2016-01-24
00:40:59
|
8.3% | ||
|
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2016-01-24 00:29:57 | 14.6% | ||
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2016-01-23 23:40:32 | 18.6% | ||
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2016-01-23 23:33:45 | 32.2% | ||
|
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2016-01-23 23:19:43 | 9.5% | ||
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2016-01-23 23:18:00 | 33.4% | ||
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2016-01-23 20:40:08 | 26.4% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2016-01-23 20:11:40 | 9.1% | ||
|
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2016-01-23 19:53:03 | 46.9% | ||
|
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2016-01-23 19:47:50 | 32.6% | ||
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2016-01-23
19:40:12
|
26.8% | ||
|
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2016-01-23 19:13:48 | 51.1% | ||
|
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2016-01-23 18:36:27 | 36.2% | ||
|
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2016-01-23 16:19:38 | 44.5% | ||
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2016-01-23 16:15:25 | 51.3% | ||
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2015-01-24 22:57:52 | 48.6% | ||
|
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2014-03-31 20:14:19 | 65.9% | ||
|
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2014-03-31 20:14:19 | 61.1% | ||
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2014-03-31 20:14:19 | 55.6% | ||
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2014-03-31 20:14:19 | 37.1% | ||
|
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2014-03-31 20:14:19 | 11.1% |