- -50
- Par
- 39
- Threshold
- 61h 21m
- Completion
- 41m
- Average
- 2022-01-14 00:55:00
- Last Played
- 2022-01-14 00:54:30
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2021-12-26 00:38:15
- First Unlock & Started
- 2 weeks 5 days 16 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| prosto_costa | 95.51% | 85 / 89 | 124h 55m | 2024-06-02 17:59:44 | |||
| Mustafa [PL] | 29.21% | 26 / 89 | 8h 22m | 2024-06-01 14:21:09 | |||
| mr.Hate | 69.66% | 62 / 89 | 13h 31m | 2024-06-01 08:01:06 | |||
| Millie | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 49m | 2024-05-28 18:43:10 | |||
| залупа ивановна | 28.09% | 25 / 89 | 5h 49m | 2024-05-28 04:02:47 | |||
| Mack A. Rony | 56.18% | 50 / 89 | 22h 51m | 2024-05-27 16:38:02 | |||
| Faexill | 6.74% | 6 / 89 | 1h 35m | 2024-05-26 20:42:22 | |||
| Jelloriki | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 20h 35m | 2024-05-24 05:04:58 | |||
| SauceyIbrahim | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 50m | 2024-05-19 18:38:53 | |||
| Why I Lose | 96.63% | 86 / 89 | 45h 24m | 2024-05-18 22:17:08 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2022-01-14 00:54:30 | 3.1% | ||
|
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-01-14 00:54:29 | 3.1% | ||
|
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2022-01-13 21:30:00 | 3.4% | ||
|
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2022-01-13 21:12:33 | 3.8% | ||
|
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2022-01-13 20:34:22 | 3.7% | ||
|
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2022-01-13 20:09:20 | 4.6% | ||
|
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-01-13 01:27:39 | 3.1% | ||
|
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2022-01-11 21:58:17 | 3.9% | ||
|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2022-01-10 22:43:08 | 4.6% | ||
|
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2022-01-10
19:55:15
|
4.8% | ||
|
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2022-01-10
19:53:00
|
3.7% | ||
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2022-01-10 16:47:01 | 5.6% | ||
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2022-01-10 13:33:40 | 3.4% | ||
|
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2022-01-09 16:00:28 | 6.2% | ||
|
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2022-01-09 15:18:36 | 6.2% | ||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2022-01-09 00:24:10 | 6.9% | ||
|
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2022-01-09
00:13:47
|
4.9% | ||
|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2022-01-08 16:45:42 | 8.3% | ||
|
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2022-01-08 01:07:30 | 4.7% | ||
|
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2022-01-07 16:51:44 | 4.1% | ||
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2022-01-07 16:40:37 | 12.6% | ||
|
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2022-01-07 01:10:13 | 13.2% | ||
|
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2022-01-07 01:01:52 | 4.8% | ||
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2022-01-07
00:39:37
|
18.4% | ||
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2022-01-07 00:32:54 | 4.4% | ||
|
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2022-01-06 15:41:32 | 8.4% | ||
|
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2022-01-06 14:33:29 | 5.5% | ||
|
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2022-01-06 14:19:56 | 6.1% | ||
|
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2022-01-06 14:18:14 | 9.5% | ||
|
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2022-01-06 14:17:12 | 6.5% | ||
|
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2022-01-06 14:09:27 | 29.5% | ||
|
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2022-01-06 14:05:55 | 30.4% | ||
|
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2022-01-06
13:39:34
|
9.3% | ||
|
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2022-01-06 13:16:16 | 4.1% | ||
|
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2022-01-06
13:00:17
|
5.0% | ||
|
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2022-01-06
12:59:23
|
8.7% | ||
|
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2022-01-05 23:31:37 | 12.9% | ||
|
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-01-05 21:59:17 | 3.8% | ||
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2022-01-05 21:59:16 | 3.6% | ||
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2022-01-05 20:33:13 | 29.9% | ||
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2022-01-05 00:32:05 | 4.2% | ||
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-01-05 00:32:05 | 3.4% | ||
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2022-01-05
00:03:57
|
9.3% | ||
|
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2022-01-04 20:49:46 | 4.5% | ||
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2022-01-01
23:35:25
|
9.6% | ||
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2022-01-01 16:53:10 | 20.4% | ||
|
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2021-12-30 23:54:00 | 10.7% | ||
|
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2021-12-30 19:40:41 | 9.8% | ||
|
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2021-12-30 19:27:19 | 9.4% | ||
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2021-12-30 19:24:26 | 10.5% | ||
|
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2021-12-30
18:52:40
|
5.3% | ||
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2021-12-30
18:38:07
|
6.5% | ||
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2021-12-30
17:58:09
|
17.0% | ||
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2021-12-30 12:37:50 | 14.1% | ||
|
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2021-12-30 12:25:08 | 7.7% | ||
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2021-12-30
12:24:35
|
26.8% | ||
|
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2021-12-30 12:03:13 | 9.8% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2021-12-30 00:23:55 | 9.2% | ||
|
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2021-12-30 00:03:24 | 17.7% | ||
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2021-12-29 23:55:11 | 33.5% | ||
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2021-12-29 23:52:01 | 24.0% | ||
|
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2021-12-29 23:36:53 | 61.2% | ||
|
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2021-12-29 23:06:27 | 36.2% | ||
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2021-12-29
23:06:16
|
19.8% | ||
|
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2021-12-29 22:38:36 | 8.5% | ||
|
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2021-12-29 22:30:00 | 46.9% | ||
|
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2021-12-29 22:27:50 | 8.8% | ||
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2021-12-29 22:15:32 | 20.7% | ||
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2021-12-29 22:09:59 | 18.6% | ||
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2021-12-29 22:07:45 | 18.5% | ||
|
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2021-12-29
21:50:39
|
13.4% | ||
|
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2021-12-29 21:37:13 | 15.3% | ||
|
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2021-12-29
21:28:57
|
5.6% | ||
|
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2021-12-29
21:25:41
|
15.9% | ||
|
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2021-12-29
21:24:52
|
8.3% | ||
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2021-12-29 21:22:22 | 9.5% | ||
|
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2021-12-29 20:26:32 | 14.6% | ||
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2021-12-29 20:15:36 | 26.4% | ||
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2021-12-29 19:42:33 | 17.0% | ||
|
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2021-12-28 22:41:07 | 32.6% | ||
|
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2021-12-28 22:26:59 | 51.1% | ||
|
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2021-12-28 22:21:39 | 11.1% | ||
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2021-12-28 22:09:36 | 37.2% | ||
|
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2021-12-28 21:58:12 | 44.6% | ||
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2021-12-28 21:56:21 | 51.3% | ||
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2021-12-26 00:51:04 | 55.6% | ||
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2021-12-26 00:39:33 | 48.6% | ||
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2021-12-26 00:39:22 | 32.2% | ||
|
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2021-12-26 00:38:15 | 66.0% |