| Achievement | Unlocked | Game | Visibility | Global Unlocks | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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New Farmer
First login! Start your farming adventure! |
2024-10-09 08:33:28 |
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Farming | 89.7% | ||
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Ice Cream Machine
Use the ice cream machine. |
2024-10-09 08:25:51 |
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Fast Food Simulator: Prologue | 32.3% | ||
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First Burger
Make your first burger. |
2024-10-09 06:40:16 |
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Fast Food Simulator: Prologue | 92.4% | ||
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Clean Restaurant
Throw away the trash. |
2024-10-09 06:37:23 |
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Fast Food Simulator: Prologue | 92.3% | ||
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Melpomene
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2024-10-09 03:56:40 |
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It Paints Me | 58.6% | ||
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Self Portrait
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2024-10-09 03:56:31 |
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It Paints Me | 63.7% | ||
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Muse
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2024-10-09 03:56:17 |
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It Paints Me | 60.3% | ||
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Mummy's Special Little Autonaut
Tutorial Completed |
2024-10-09 03:15:47 |
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Autonauts | 68.8% | ||
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Happiness, Inc.
Reach 80% satisfaction with at least 8 bits. |
2024-10-09 01:39:44 |
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Bits at Work | 25.4% | ||
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Bigger and Better
Expand your office for the first time. |
2024-10-09 01:33:31 |
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Bits at Work | 34.5% | ||
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Promotion
Level up a bit for the first time. |
2024-10-09 01:19:50 |
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Bits at Work | 43.6% | ||
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First Hire
Hire your first bit. |
2024-10-09 01:17:47 |
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Bits at Work | 65.4% | ||
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Pathetic!
Died At Tutorial |
2024-10-08 12:08:40 |
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A Roll-Back Story | 43.0% | ||
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Kaiju No. 4
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2024-10-08 11:15:52 |
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Private Garden Demo | 17.5% | ||
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Kaiju No. 5
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2024-10-08 11:08:18 |
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Private Garden Demo | 16.8% | ||
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Kaiju No. 3
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2024-10-08 11:06:25 |
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Private Garden Demo | 15.9% | ||
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Coffee Genius
Brew it right! Serve 3 coffees and become the master of the coffee machine. |
2024-10-08 10:56:42 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 13.7% | ||
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Hose Hero
Clean up that mess! Your first spray-down with the water hose. |
2024-10-08 10:28:38 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 35.1% | ||
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Laundry Legend
Fresh and clean! Complete your first laundry task. |
2024-10-08 10:13:58 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 39.7% | ||
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High Roller
Feeling lucky? |
2024-10-08 10:07:14 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 6.9% | ||
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Culinary King
Whip up something delicious! Complete 3 food orders and reach master level in cooking. |
2024-10-08 09:59:34 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 40.1% | ||
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Design Master
Style and grace! Design 3 rooms and master the art of motel decoration. |
2024-10-08 09:57:43 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 36.2% | ||
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Firefighter Extraordinaire
Crisis averted! Put out your first fire. |
2024-10-08 09:48:34 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 44.4% | ||
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Money Bags
Roll in it! Carry $5005 in your pocket. |
2024-10-08 09:43:27 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 25.9% | ||
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First Guest
A warm welcome! Have your first guest stay in a newly renovated room. |
2024-10-08 09:40:36 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 48.1% | ||
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Safe Cracker
Secrets revealed! Successfully unlock a safe. |
2024-10-08 09:35:35 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 52.1% | ||
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Sticky Fingers
We caught the thief! Prevent your first theft. |
2024-10-08 09:31:32 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 39.9% | ||
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Picasso in Overalls
Bring color to life! Paint your first room. |
2024-10-08 09:11:44 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 72.2% | ||
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Hammer Time
Get ready to nail it! Start your first renovation project. |
2024-10-08 09:09:04 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 74.0% | ||
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Spotless Shine
Make it sparkle! Complete your first full cleaning job. |
2024-10-08 09:05:16 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 78.6% | ||
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Welcome Sunset Motel !
It's time to turn this lousy motel into a masterpiece! |
2024-10-08 09:03:36 |
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Sunset Motel: Prologue | 87.0% | ||
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Tri
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2024-10-08 08:51:02 |
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Manludo | 71.1% | ||
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Vi ne foriris
You stay on the space-station. Vi ne forlasis la kosmostacion. |
2024-10-08 08:49:04 |
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Manludo | 71.7% | ||
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Vi ĵuras
You took an oath not to bluff. Vi ĵuris, ke vi ne blufos. |
2024-10-08 08:47:47 |
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Manludo | 72.4% | ||
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Vi foriris
You leave the space-station. Vi foriris la kosmostacion. |
2024-10-08 08:46:27 |
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Manludo | 76.2% | ||
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Vi estas vundita
You are injured. Vi estas vundita. |
2024-10-08 08:45:08 |
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Manludo | 71.7% | ||
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Vi donis moneron
You donated coin. Vi donis moneron. |
2024-10-08 08:44:12 |
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Manludo | 78.2% | ||
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Unu
You started the game. Vi ludis la ludon unufoje. |
2024-10-08 08:41:35 |
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Manludo | 88.4% | ||
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Reststop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:32:55 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waitland
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:26:54 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Idlecat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:26:17 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Passage
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:25:23 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waitlist
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:24:46 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Village
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:24:45 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Freeway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:24:36 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Timed
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:24:24 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Byway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:24:07 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Idle
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:46 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waypoint
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:38 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Bypass
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:37 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Trail
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:35 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Holdover
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:34 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Loiterer
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:33 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Crossstop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:32 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Pathtop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:31 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Blockcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:27 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Buscat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:27 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Curbcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:26 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Breezecat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:17 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Busseat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:17 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Meadow
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:16 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Holdup
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:14 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Roadcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:13 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waitcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:13 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Traffic
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:10 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Townstop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:10 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waystop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:08 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Stopcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:06 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Speedroad
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:05 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Scenic
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:04 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Holdlane
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:03 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waywalk
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:23:02 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Signspot
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:58 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Sleepwalk
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:57 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 99.6% | ||
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Restcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:53 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Towncat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:52 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Crosscat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:51 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Sleepplace
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:50 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Turncat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:48 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Holdplace
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:48 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waycat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:47 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Speedcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:46 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waittop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:44 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Turntop
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:43 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Curbblock
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:40 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waitside
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:40 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Porchcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:38 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Restful
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:37 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Blocker
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:35 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Riderway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:35 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Patio
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:34 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Commotion
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:33 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Bystander
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:32 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Journey
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:31 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Highline
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:29 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Busline
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:28 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Timetable
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:25 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Shuttle
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:24 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Depot
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:22 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Waiter
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:20 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Trolley
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:19 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Avenue
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:18 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Countryside
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:17 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Breezer
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:17 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Detour
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:14 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Station
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:11 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Rider
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:11 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Ticket
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:09 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Pickup
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:06 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Overturn
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:05 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Sidepath
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:04 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Transit
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:04 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Stoplight
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:22:02 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Sidewalk
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:59 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Passenger
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:59 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Platform
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:57 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Overpass
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:57 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Pathway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:55 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Roadway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:55 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Terminal
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:52 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Stopper
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:51 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Driveway
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:50 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Route
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:49 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Crosswalk
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:48 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Winder
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:46 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Corner
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:46 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Neighbor
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:45 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Signpost
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:44 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Shuttlecat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:44 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Gridlock
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:42 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Buspass
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:42 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Sleepcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:39 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Subcat
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:39 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Subwing
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:38 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Quieter
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:36 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Coachman
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:35 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Culdewhisk
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:34 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Subtile
You finally found them! |
2024-10-08 08:21:30 |
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100 Waiting Cats | 100.0% | ||
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Big Chungus
Beat the game. |
2024-10-08 04:06:29 |
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Harbinger | 8.8% | ||
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Big Spender
Buy every item in Thresh's shop. |
2024-10-08 04:01:49 |
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Harbinger | 9.3% | ||
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Level 6
You are the best |
2024-10-08 03:47:16 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 82.3% | ||
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Level 5
A little bit more |
2024-10-08 03:46:51 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 82.3% | ||
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Level 4
The end is near |
2024-10-08 03:46:35 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 83.3% | ||
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Level 3
You are in the middle |
2024-10-08 03:46:23 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 83.3% | ||
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Level 2
Keep going |
2024-10-08 03:45:01 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 83.3% | ||
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Level 1
Good start |
2024-10-08 03:43:54 |
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3D PUZZLE - Abandoned Prison | 83.3% | ||
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Level6
You are the best |
2024-10-08 03:41:35 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 77.8% | ||
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Level5
A little bit more |
2024-10-08 03:41:11 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 79.4% | ||
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Level4
The end is near |
2024-10-08 03:40:44 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 81.0% | ||
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Level3
You are in the middle |
2024-10-08 03:40:32 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 82.1% | ||
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Level2
Keep going |
2024-10-08 03:40:23 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 84.3% | ||
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Level1
Good start |
2024-10-08 03:38:35 |
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3D PUZZLE - Old Sea Port | 88.6% | ||
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This is just the beginning
Hit 1 Frog |
2024-10-08 03:24:34 |
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Frog | 8.3% | ||
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1000 Clicks
|
2024-10-08 03:22:02 |
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Fruits | 2.2% | ||
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100 Clicks
|
2024-10-08 03:22:02 |
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Fruits | 3.0% | ||
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1 Click
|
2024-10-08 03:22:02 |
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Fruits | 3.6% | ||
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Zucchini is a hero; bananas are just a zero.
Zucchini saves dishes, while bananas ruin them. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.5% | ||
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Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just go limp
Lettuce keeps its freshness, while bananas just melt away. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to its promise
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DEThey look good on the outside, but inside they’re just a mess.SC_3_18 |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Radishes have zest; bananas are just pathetic
Radishes spice things up, while bananas just drag them down. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The biggest letdown in a peel
Peel away the skin, and you’re left with nothing but disappointment. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Eggplants are exotic; bananas are just expendable
Eggplants bring flair, while bananas bring nothing. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The bland burden of the fruit bowl
They take up space, but add no value. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Chili peppers are fiery; bananas are just flavorless
Chili peppers bring heat, while bananas bring nothing but regret. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The lazy fruit of the bunch
They do the bare minimum and it shows. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Cabbage may be plain, but it’s not a banana
Cabbage keeps its form, while bananas just turn to sludge. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Mushrooms add depth; bananas just add mush
Mushrooms make meals richer, while bananas just make them gross. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that fails to excite
Every bite is a reminder that you could have chosen something better. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype
No matter what, they always disappoint. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Beets bring color; bananas bring nothing
Beets light up your plate, while bananas just dull your day. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The squishy loser of the fruit aisle
Every other fruit stands tall, while bananas just flop over. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Spinach is a superfood; bananas are just super sad
Spinach gives strength, while bananas give you nothing but mush. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that’s all downhill after the peel
Once you peel it, there’s nothing good left. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Garlic adds kick; bananas add nothing.
Garlic enhances, while bananas just sit there, useless. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The dull dud of the produce section
Nothing interesting ever comes from a banana. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.5% | ||
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Mushrooms are mysterious; bananas are just miserable
Mushrooms intrigue, while bananas just depress. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.5% | ||
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Bananas: The one fruit nobody looks forward to.
They’re always the last resort, never the first choice. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.5% | ||
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Peas are petite powerhouses; bananas are just soft blobs
Peas are small but mighty, while bananas just fall apart. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that makes you wish you picked something else
There’s always a better option than a banana. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The disappointing yellow blob
All they offer is sadness in every bite. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The soggy sponge of the fruit world
Bananas soak up all the wrong things. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Zucchini has versatility; bananas have nothing
Zucchini shines in any dish, but bananas bring everything down. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The tasteless tub of the fruit world
Bananas are nothing but a big, bland blob. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Cauliflower may be white, but at least it’s not a banana
Even colorless cauliflower has more life than a banana. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The sad reminder that nature isn’t perfect.
Even nature makes mistakes, and bananas are one of them. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Garlic wards off vampires; bananas just ward off flavor
Garlic adds spice, while bananas add nothing. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The flop of the fruit family
When all else fails, there’s always a banana to let you down. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Peppers bring heat; bananas bring defeat
Peppers light up your life, while bananas just extinguish the fire. |
2024-10-08 03:13:25 |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The most forgettable fruit in the bowl
You’ll always reach for something else first. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Asparagus is elegant; bananas are just embarrassing
Asparagus graces the plate, while bananas just slop onto it. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Broccoli is brain food; bananas are just mush
Broccoli feeds your mind, while bananas just turn into goo. |
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Greengrocer's | 46.8% | ||
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Bananas: The sad mush at the bottom of your fruit bowl
Other fruits stay fresh; bananas just become a pile of slime. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 48.2% | ||
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Eggplants are firm; bananas are floppy
Eggplants hold their shape, while bananas just give up. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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ananas: The fruit equivalent of a wet sock.
Wet, squishy, and no one wants it |
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Greengrocer's | 48.2% | ||
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Bananas: The failed attempt at being a real fruit
Every other fruit laughs at the banana. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.9% | ||
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Peas are small but mighty; bananas are big and useless
Peas pack a punch, but bananas just lie there |
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Greengrocer's | 47.9% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that should have stayed green
The moment they turn yellow, it’s all downhill. |
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Greengrocer's | 47.9% | ||
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Corn is golden; bananas are just moldy yellow
Corn shines bright, while bananas just fade away. |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Bananas: A slip in the wrong direction
Every step you take with a banana leads to disappointment. |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Bananas: The sad story of a fruit that could have been
Once full of potential, now just a mushy mess. |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Chili peppers have heat; bananas have defeat
Chili peppers ignite your taste buds, while bananas just extinguish your appetite |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 48.2% | ||
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Mushrooms may be weird, but they’re not bananas
Mushrooms have character, while bananas have none. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Turnips are underrated; bananas are overhyped
Turnips may not be popular, but at least they’re not a banana. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Bananas: Because some fruits are just failures
Nature’s way of showing us not everything works out. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Squash is solid; bananas are just squishy.
Squash holds its own, while bananas just fall apart. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.5% | ||
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Bananas: The vegetable's worst nightmare
Even vegetables shudder at the sight of a banana. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.2% | ||
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Artichokes have layers; bananas have mush
Artichokes are complex, while bananas are just a pile of goo. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.2% | ||
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Bananas: The fruit that lets you down every time
Never trust a banana to be anything but disappointing. |
2024-10-08 03:13:24 |
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Greengrocer's | 47.2% | ||