Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
God is Here
Finish the game 		2024-01-03 23:59:18 69.9%
Everything is Quiet
Read the reports 		2024-01-03 23:55:35 43.0%
Tftc!
Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode 		2024-01-03 23:55:10 24.7%
Art Will Destroy the Artist
Read about The Artist 		2024-01-03 23:53:09 54.8%
The Stapler Becomes the Stapled
Die 		2024-01-03 23:51:48 52.2%
Oh...
Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels 		2024-01-03 23:39:42 43.8%
Shady
Commit sins at The Shady Shack 		2024-01-02 23:47:35 75.2%
Whee!
Find an energy drink 		2024-01-02 23:46:28 92.8%