Steam Achievements · completionist.me

Achievement	Unlocked	Global Unlocks
No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.	2016-08-27 12:25:08	3.8%
Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.	2016-08-27 08:55:02	2.5%
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.	2016-08-27 08:49:31	36.5%
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.	2016-02-09 15:09:30	12.2%
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.	2016-02-09 15:02:01	15.6%
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.	2016-02-09 09:55:08	46.5%
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.	2016-02-08 16:18:33	3.1%
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.	2015-12-31 12:43:37	17.2%
Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.	2015-12-30 20:07:37	2.5%
Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.	2015-12-30 20:07:36	2.7%
More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.	2015-12-30 19:55:11	2.7%
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.	2015-12-30 19:55:11	8.4%
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.	2015-12-30 18:51:02	7.8%
Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.	2015-12-30 16:02:52	7.4%
Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	6.2%
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	9.8%
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	23.2%
Make it Rain! You've spent $500.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	31.4%
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	46.4%
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	45.4%
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	48.9%
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.	2015-12-30 15:56:51	72.5%
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	3.1%
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	3.8%
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	5.0%
For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	7.7%
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	10.8%
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	12.7%
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	30.5%
Daddy Issues You befriended your father.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	41.9%
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	47.7%
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.	2015-12-30 13:50:45	49.1%
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.	2015-12-29 16:07:28	9.6%
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.	2015-12-27 19:11:14	13.1%
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.	2015-12-27 18:39:53	35.9%
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.	2015-12-27 14:16:49	7.9%
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.	2015-12-27 14:13:54	66.5%
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.	2015-12-26 09:06:51	31.8%
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.	2015-12-26 08:57:33	48.3%
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.	2015-12-26 08:57:00	71.2%
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.	2015-12-26 08:17:15	59.5%
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.	2015-12-25 13:21:40	66.8%
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.	2015-12-25 08:47:02	69.7%
Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.	2015-12-25 08:25:14	64.4%
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.	2015-12-25 08:23:52	52.5%
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.	2015-12-25 07:59:13	12.3%
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.	2015-12-24 16:51:27	6.1%
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.	2015-12-24 16:48:00	23.7%
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.	2015-12-24 16:41:39	73.2%
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.	2015-12-24 16:05:28	36.8%

No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

2016-08-27 12:25:08

3.8%

Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

2016-08-27 08:55:02

2.5%

Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

2016-08-27 08:49:31

36.5%

Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

2016-02-09 15:09:30

12.2%

Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

2016-02-09 15:02:01

15.6%

Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.

2016-02-09 09:55:08

46.5%

Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.

2016-02-08 16:18:33

3.1%

Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

2015-12-31 12:43:37

17.2%

Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

2015-12-30 20:07:37

2.5%

Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.

2015-12-30 20:07:36

2.7%

More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.

2015-12-30 19:55:11

2.7%

Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

2015-12-30 19:55:11

8.4%

You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

2015-12-30 18:51:02

7.8%

Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

2015-12-30 16:02:52

7.4%

Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

6.2%

Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

9.8%

Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

23.2%

Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

31.4%

Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

46.4%

Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

45.4%

Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

48.9%

Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

2015-12-30 15:56:51

72.5%

Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

3.1%

Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

3.8%

Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

5.0%

For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

7.7%

Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

10.8%

Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

12.7%

Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

30.5%

Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

41.9%

More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

47.7%

Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

2015-12-30 13:50:45

49.1%

Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.

2015-12-29 16:07:28

9.6%

Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

2015-12-27 19:11:14

13.1%

Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.

2015-12-27 18:39:53

35.9%

Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

2015-12-27 14:16:49

7.9%

Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

2015-12-27 14:13:54

66.5%

KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

2015-12-26 09:06:51

31.8%

Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

2015-12-26 08:57:33

48.3%

Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

2015-12-26 08:57:00

71.2%

Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

2015-12-26 08:17:15

59.5%

First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.

2015-12-25 13:21:40

66.8%

New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.

2015-12-25 08:47:02

69.7%

Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

2015-12-25 08:25:14

64.4%

Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

2015-12-25 08:23:52

52.5%

Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

2015-12-25 07:59:13

12.3%

Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

2015-12-24 16:51:27

6.1%

Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.

2015-12-24 16:48:00

23.7%

Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

2015-12-24 16:41:39

73.2%

Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

2015-12-24 16:05:28

36.8%