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Don't Slurp That
Give a condom to a boy in need.
2021-03-24 08:53:02 16.6%
Creepy Peepy Boy
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
2021-03-24 08:53:02 17.4%
Third Wheel
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
2021-03-24 08:53:02 22.6%
Marriage Counselor
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
2021-03-24 08:53:02 24.0%
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Find a nightmarish costume.
2021-03-24 08:53:02 29.4%
Your Lemons Suck
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
2021-03-12 15:00:48 25.2%
Chick'n Coop
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 27.6%
Get To Know Shark Dad
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 31.8%
Printer Pal
Fix Grandma's printer.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 32.2%
Ready For Rod
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 38.4%
About Damn Time
Return overdue book to librarian.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 42.2%
Rope-A-Dope
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
2021-03-12 15:00:48 42.9%
Huff The Magic Dragon
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 35.3%
Scarred For Life
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 35.8%
Guerilla Marketer
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 50.2%
Distraction With Attraction
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 48.6%
Locker Blocker
Get access to your locker.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 62.7%
Hoochaholic
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 66.7%
Hurt Me More
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 69.9%
Not So Permanent After All
Alter your permanent record.
2021-03-11 21:07:31 77.7%
Participation Award
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
2021-03-11 21:07:31 90.4%
Die Of Boredom
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
7.4%
Desperate Times
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
1.9%
Hobo Habitat
Give Hobo Moe a new home.
30.2%
Jeremiah 29:12
Convince someone that you're God.
22.6%
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Learn about 30 different library book titles.
6.5%
Juvenile Delinquent
Get arrested.
28.4%
Locker Stalker
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
5.0%
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
26.4%
Lost Prophet
Find every Jesus.
3.8%
Coming Clean
Find Señor Cleanfist.
8.7%
Mission Impassable
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
26.3%
Mission Permission
Forge a signature on the permission slip.
27.6%
My Girl
Get rid of the wasp nest.
30.9%
Operation Intrude n313
Sneak into Golden Haze.
29.5%
PermaPeeper
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
5.4%
Chill Out
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
8.0%
Project Runway
Collect every costume.
2.3%
Puny Express
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
17.5%
Burned By Bernie
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
2.5%
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
26.4%
Blue Brailles
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
27.1%
Send Nudes
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
28.7%
Back In My Day
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
7.0%
Speed Demon
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
1.8%
Survivalist
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
6.4%
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
13.8%
The World Can Wait
Complete all optional sidequests.
10.1%
A Long Road Ahead
Complete Chapter 1.
26.2%
A Bushy Tale
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
4.8%
Distraction With Action
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
11.8%
Eye For Detail
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
26.2%
Pummeling Puffs
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
15.7%
Freaky Flasher
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
8.8%
Gotta Got 'Em All
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
1.8%