Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2022-07-04 20:02:14 | 6.7% | ||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2022-07-04 19:46:46 | 3.0% | ||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2022-07-04 19:34:12 | 9.2% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2022-07-04 19:18:04 | 31.8% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
3.3% | |||
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
10.4% | |||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
32.0% | |||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
45.1% | |||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
45.1% | |||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.1% | |||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.8% | |||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% | |||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
4.0% | |||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.2% | |||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.3% | |||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% |