- -24
- Par
- 46
- Threshold
- 23h 30m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 6h 20m
- Estimated
- 20m
- Average
- 2024-03-04 11:25:08
- Last Unlock
- 2024-03-01 12:51:54
- First Unlock & Started
- 2 days 22 hours 33 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mustafa [PL] | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 7h 0m | 2024-05-30 13:22:18 | |||
Millie | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 49m | 2024-05-28 18:43:10 | |||
mr.Hate | 56.18% | 50 / 89 | 7h 11m | 2024-05-28 11:55:32 | |||
Faexill | 6.74% | 6 / 89 | 1h 35m | 2024-05-26 20:42:22 | |||
Jelloriki | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 20h 35m | 2024-05-24 05:04:58 | |||
SauceyIbrahim | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 50m | 2024-05-19 18:38:53 | |||
Why I Lose | 96.63% | 86 / 89 | 45h 24m | 2024-05-18 22:17:08 | |||
ngh | 58.43% | 52 / 89 | 19h 6m | 2024-05-18 13:50:01 | |||
Shady Mammoth | 87.64% | 78 / 89 | 522h 43m | 2024-05-18 04:27:38 | |||
Cyrus the Dank | 88.76% | 79 / 89 | 32h 42m | 2024-05-18 03:49:39 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2024-03-04 11:25:08 | 8.3% | ||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2024-03-04 11:04:46 | 4.7% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2024-03-04
11:00:02
|
4.9% | ||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2024-03-04 10:24:53 | 4.6% | ||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2024-03-03 14:52:37 | 4.2% | ||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2024-03-03 14:52:37 | 3.8% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2024-03-03 14:52:37 | 3.6% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2024-03-03 11:39:53 | 30.4% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2024-03-03 11:16:54 | 10.5% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2024-03-03 00:56:19 | 4.4% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2024-03-02
23:33:54
|
9.3% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2024-03-02 23:24:30 | 14.1% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2024-03-02 22:39:29 | 9.8% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2024-03-02 22:00:06 | 17.7% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2024-03-02 21:52:52 | 4.1% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2024-03-02
21:34:12
|
17.0% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2024-03-02 20:58:02 | 4.5% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2024-03-02
20:30:08
|
8.7% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2024-03-02 19:53:05 | 8.8% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2024-03-02 19:51:29 | 20.7% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2024-03-02 19:46:08 | 4.8% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2024-03-02 19:45:44 | 18.6% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2024-03-02 19:29:42 | 13.2% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2024-03-02
18:49:35
|
19.8% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2024-03-02 18:49:00 | 18.5% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2024-03-02
18:26:02
|
5.0% | ||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2024-03-02 18:04:57 | 7.7% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2024-03-02 18:03:33 | 15.3% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2024-03-02 17:59:14 | 24.0% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2024-03-02 16:49:03 | 26.4% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2024-03-02 16:14:34 | 10.7% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2024-03-02
16:11:31
|
15.9% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2024-03-02
16:10:53
|
18.4% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2024-03-02
16:02:25
|
13.4% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2024-03-02 15:51:33 | 14.6% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2024-03-02 15:47:24 | 9.5% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2024-03-02 15:38:30 | 5.5% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2024-03-02 15:23:56 | 12.9% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2024-03-02
15:21:16
|
5.3% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2024-03-02 15:16:35 | 9.2% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2024-03-02
15:07:45
|
6.5% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2024-03-02 14:59:06 | 33.5% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2024-03-01 20:53:53 | 32.6% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2024-03-01 20:38:33 | 12.6% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2024-03-01
20:29:48
|
5.6% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2024-03-01
20:25:07
|
8.3% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2024-03-01
19:28:16
|
9.6% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2024-03-01 19:23:41 | 32.2% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2024-03-01 19:04:35 | 20.4% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2024-03-01 18:57:53 | 29.9% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2024-03-01 18:55:54 | 6.5% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2024-03-01 18:53:51 | 44.6% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2024-03-01 18:48:10 | 51.3% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2024-03-01 18:34:39 | 37.2% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2024-03-01 18:14:26 | 51.1% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2024-03-01 18:13:05 | 8.5% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2024-03-01 18:00:26 | 9.5% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2024-03-01 18:00:26 | 6.1% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2024-03-01 17:57:08 | 8.4% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2024-03-01 17:38:39 | 17.0% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2024-03-01 17:30:56 | 46.9% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2024-03-01 17:20:39 | 61.2% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2024-03-01 17:05:14 | 11.1% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2024-03-01 16:57:37 | 9.8% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2024-03-01 13:21:49 | 55.6% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2024-03-01 13:20:15 | 36.2% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2024-03-01 13:17:12 | 48.6% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2024-03-01 13:14:08 | 29.5% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2024-03-01
12:54:13
|
26.8% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2024-03-01 12:51:54 | 66.0% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
9.4% | |||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
|
9.3% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
6.9% | |||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
6.2% | |||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
6.2% | |||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
5.6% | |||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
4.8% | |||
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
4.6% | |||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
4.1% | |||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
3.9% | |||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
3.8% | |||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
3.7% | ||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
3.4% | |||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% | |||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% | |||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% |