Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Ears of Steel
Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories 		2024-02-19 08:13:51 0.5%
Infinitarium
Get all endings 		2024-02-19 07:50:57 1.2%
Phastmatological Zoologist
Collect all Desk Spirits 		2024-02-19 07:49:24 0.8%
Posthumous Spiritualism
Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den 		2024-02-19 07:49:24 0.7%
Squeaky Clean
Use the Eraser 10 times 		2024-02-19 07:03:53 1.9%
Rulebender
Never fully abide by Fate's instructions 		2024-02-19 00:11:42
0.9%
Cure Cancer
Finish the game with lowest chaos in Health 		2024-02-19 00:11:42
9.8%
Back To The Roots
Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity 		2024-02-19 00:11:42
18.9%
The Great Dying
Knowingly fulfill Fate's plan to end the world 		2024-02-18 22:50:17
3.6%
Fate's Pet
Revealed Fate's Plot through loyalty 		2024-02-18 22:30:03
5.4%
Pineapple Hater
Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza 		2024-02-18 21:55:20 28.3%
Necropimp
Hold over 5000 darksouls 		2024-02-18 08:37:21 11.3%
Stonks
Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity 		2024-02-18 08:29:25
8.2%
Armageddon
Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously 		2024-02-18 07:59:04
5.6%
Darwin Award
Stop existing prematurely 		2024-02-18 00:50:01
3.1%
Balancer
Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz 		2024-02-18 00:39:49 44.1%
Much Love
Spare all developers in credits 		2024-02-18 00:18:56
11.6%
Goodest Ending
Get the most positive ending imaginable 		2024-02-18 00:16:59
21.0%
Global Warming
Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology 		2024-02-18 00:16:55
21.8%
War Changes
Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace 		2024-02-18 00:16:55
32.2%
Ouroboros
Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate 		2024-02-18 00:16:54
19.8%
Demon Hunter
Find the Immortal 		2024-02-18 00:01:18 3.8%
Utopia
Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously 		2024-02-17 23:26:29
17.7%
EGG
Find the ultimate Easter Egg 		2024-02-17 22:26:51
1.1%
Development Hell
Kill all the developers in credits 		2024-02-17 01:16:10
4.8%
Long Live The King
Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate 		2024-02-17 01:13:43
14.0%
Plague Doctor
Finish the game with highest chaos in Health 		2024-02-17 01:13:43
21.3%
Non Sequitur
Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer 		2024-02-17 01:12:55 1.4%
Yarr!
Visit Mortimer every day 		2024-02-17 01:12:55 6.6%
Booty Obsession
Buy all the items from the Shop 		2024-02-16 23:50:02 10.8%
R.I.P. Fashion
Collect all clothes and visages 		2024-02-16 23:49:57 16.9%
The Sacrifice
Appeased the boss' cat with a gift 		2024-02-16 23:47:04
34.6%
KILLDOZER 9000
Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz 		2024-02-16 23:40:22 26.7%
Yot
Press the Discord button 		2024-02-16 08:50:18 10.1%
Benefactor
Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day 		2024-02-16 08:18:31
57.1%
Mirror Lover
Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight 		2024-02-16 08:13:40 5.6%
Classical
Change your look to regular skull and cape 		2024-02-16 07:58:33 21.1%
To Be Or Not To Be
Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles 		2024-02-16 07:54:19 23.9%
Two-Face
Flip the Decision Coin 100 times 		2024-02-16 07:47:39 7.4%
Let It RIP
Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames 		2024-02-16 07:44:56 15.2%
What does the cactus say?
Get the cactus to meow 		2024-02-16 07:44:35 13.0%
Insubordinate
Get Fired 		2024-02-16 07:39:05
17.4%
Pineapple Lover
Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza 		2024-02-16 07:34:01 7.8%
Desk Jockey
Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers 		2024-02-16 07:20:33 11.9%
Begin Again
Start a New Game+ 		2024-02-16 07:09:47 41.7%
Total War
Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace 		2024-02-16 07:08:43
8.1%
Treehugger
Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology 		2024-02-16 07:08:43
16.5%
I'll Be Back
Witness the end of the world 		2024-02-16 07:08:42
34.6%
Lifegiver
Spare everyone on a single day 		2024-02-16 07:07:25 45.9%
Talemaster
Spin a good story for Mortimer 		2024-02-16 07:04:43 21.5%
Deathbringer
Doom everyone on a single day 		2024-02-16 07:02:09 52.3%
Meat Your Unmaker
Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show 		2024-02-14 02:58:13 23.9%
Feline Fury
Pissed off the boss' cat 		2024-02-11 02:13:20 18.3%
Oink
Chunk up the Oink Bank 		2024-02-11 01:55:36 59.2%
I Scream
Say that you like ice-cream 		2024-02-11 01:45:44 32.1%
Make It Rain
Get a raise 		2024-02-11 01:45:19 77.3%
Misery Guts
Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz 		2024-02-11 01:35:16 17.9%
This Is Fine
Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day 		2024-02-11 01:26:27
61.7%
Curious Grim
Asked all questions in first lore Hub 		2022-01-11 22:35:45 67.4%
Lemons
Start the game 		2022-01-11 22:04:59
97.6%