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Hammer Time
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
2019-07-26 21:56:02
5.2%
What Have I Done??
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
2019-07-26 21:54:37 9.1%
Little Wet Willy
Wet Willy with little pinky.
2019-07-26 21:49:16 1.2%
Archimedes!
Hit Archimedes with a heart.
2017-02-05 21:53:58 3.2%
Nine Nine Nine!
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
2017-02-05 21:39:35 16.2%
Mobile Dentistry
Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
2017-01-28 18:14:31 4.6%
A New Heart
Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
2017-01-28 18:06:46 6.5%
Don't Run With Scalpels
Perform a corridor eye transplant.
2017-01-28 17:42:35 4.9%
We're Going Bowling!
Perform a corridor brain transplant.
2017-01-28 17:33:13 5.3%
Delivery Coming Through
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
2016-11-22 23:49:06 5.7%
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.
2016-11-22 23:28:02 7.2%
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant.
2016-11-22 23:06:23 8.7%
Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
Perform an eye transplant.
2016-11-22 07:59:35 10.4%
Heterochromia
Give the patient heterochromia.
2016-11-22 07:59:34 8.4%
I Am A Genius!
Create a Hammerhead shark.
2016-11-22 07:54:29 11.2%
Like A Wet Paper Towel
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
2016-06-20 05:52:39 6.5%
The Goggles Do Nothing
Completely smash up the goggles.
2016-06-20 05:44:28 7.9%
I Think I Got This
Perform a brain transplant.
2016-06-20 05:43:36 27.8%
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
Perform a double kidney transplant.
2016-06-20 05:36:03 29.2%
Vworrrp Vworrrp
Create a Time Lord.
2016-06-14 07:11:36 30.7%
Let's Go Practice Medicine
Perform an uber heart transplant.
2016-06-13 03:04:59 15.2%
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
Successfully use the VHS tape.
2016-06-13 02:47:23 51.9%
What A Load Of Bull
Listen to the surgeon rap.
2016-06-13 02:23:50 7.2%
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Perform a heart transplant.
2016-06-13 02:16:36 47.4%
Nigel The Secretary
Go about your secretarial duties.
2016-06-13 01:58:48 19.2%
Surgery Horns
Express your appreciation of the metal.
2016-06-13 01:48:38 57.0%
Shh I Doctor Now
Calm your patient.
2016-06-13 01:42:21 42.5%
Flippin' The Bird
Show the patient your disdain.
2016-06-13 01:42:06 63.1%
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Answer the phone.
2016-06-13 01:39:19 80.5%
Blinding Speed Surgery
Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
1.2%
Won't Even Need Glasses!
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
1.6%
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
3.5%
Blink And You'll Miss It
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
1.3%
No More Worse Than Shampoo
Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.7%
Frikkin' Lasers
Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
2.2%
Go For The Optics!
Perform
4.9%
Grin And Bear It
Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
3.2%
About As Politically Correct As Fur
Give the patient a... scarf.
7.6%
Call Trisha
Now where did you leave her number...
3.8%
You Can't Handle The Tooth!
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
2.1%
Butter Fingers
Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
2.3%
Life's Too Short
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
2.4%
One With The Speed Bumps
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
3.6%
Sweet Blasphemy
Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.9%
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
1.3%
Don't Even Need A Bucket
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
1.7%
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
3.2%
Kali Mah!
Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
3.0%
Socialised Medicine!
Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
12.9%
The Brains Of The Operation
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
1.3%
It's In! It's In I Tell You!
...and it was going so well.
5.6%
And They Said It Was Impossible!
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
2.1%
Keyhole Surgery
Completely remove the rib cage.
14.8%
When You Have No Choice But To Operate
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
12.4%
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
1.9%
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
3.1%
The Speed Of A Neuron
Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
1.2%
Right Tools At The Right Time
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
1.2%
Tunnel Vision
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
1.4%
Nigel You Bloody Hero
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
2.5%
Don't In-Test My Patience
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
2.0%
Performance Anxiety
Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
3.5%
Like An Animal
Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
2.3%
Brainstorm
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
2.9%
Lumberjack
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
1.7%
Mother Hen
Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
10.4%
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
6.0%
Nothing But Skull
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
1.6%
There Is Nothing More To Teach...
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
1.5%
Performance Enhancer?
Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
2.9%
Pinky Swear
Make a promise with the rib cage.
38.7%
Practically Licensed
Complete all procedures.
9.8%
I Immediately Regret This Decision
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
7.1%
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
Completely smash up the rib cage.
4.2%
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
Collect all floppy disks.
11.8%
Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Perform a 180° spoon flip.
1.8%
Spaaaaaaaaace
Go where no surgeon has gone before.
11.6%
We're Going On An Adventure!
Take your radio with you.
2.4%
Best Surgeon In The Universe
Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1.7%
It's Hardly Rocket Science
Perform a brain transplant in space.
6.1%
Speedrun Time
Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
3.8%
Precision Instrument Time
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.7%
Enter The Code
I'm not sure that was worth it...
5.5%
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
Perform an eye transplant in space.
2.5%
Eye Of The Space Storm
Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
1.2%
Expert Space Stalker
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
1.2%
First Success
Complete an alien organ transplant.
1.9%
You're Free Now
Set the Gobbleshaft free.
2.3%
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Perform a heart transplant in space.
7.9%
No Time To Admire The View
Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
1.5%
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.6%
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
2.6%
Zero G Kidney
Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
6.4%
Stomach O'Clock
Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
1.5%
The Surgery Of The Future
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.6%
Screw The Prime Directive
Reveal your next patient.
5.5%
Orbital Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant in space.
2.4%
The Tooth Is Out There
Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
1.2%
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
1.3%
I'm Sure He'll Live
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
2.8%
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
12.1%
Surgetricity
Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
2.3%
Brace For Surgery
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
3.3%
Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
1.2%
No Need To Curb Stomp Him
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.4%
Best Surgeon In The World
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
1.7%
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
1.2%
Open Really Wide
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
1.7%
The Beat Of Your Heart
Replace the heart with something else.
4.8%
You May Feel A Light Tapping
Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
1.3%
Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
2.3%
A++ is Trumperific
Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
1.0%
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
Explode a heart.
9.4%
Trumsplant
Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
1.2%
That's How I Lost My Medical License
Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
1.8%
Should I Be Awake For This?
Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
3.3%
A Small Loan From My Father
Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
0.9%
Pink Eye
Vodka to the eye.
1.6%
Now I Can Reach
Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
1.6%
Moooooo
Heart of a Cow.
2.1%
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
1.2%
Is it Real?
Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
5.0%
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
1.2%