Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
2023-07-18 16:47:09 10.0%
A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
2023-06-01 11:49:58 11.8%
Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-19 01:43:37 11.6%
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
2023-05-15 19:11:59 12.1%
No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
2023-05-12 11:40:33 7.5%
Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
2023-05-10 04:37:58 9.2%
Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You.
2023-05-10 04:37:58 12.4%
No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-09 21:51:42 13.5%
Know thyself
Have 450 You.
2023-05-09 21:49:31 17.4%
Army of me
Have 400 You.
2023-05-09 21:48:10 22.8%
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
2023-05-09 21:47:37 24.2%
Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
2023-05-09 21:45:58 25.4%
Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
2023-05-09 21:44:36 25.8%
Copy that
Have 200 You.
2023-05-09 21:43:39 26.1%
Episode II
Have 150 You.
2023-05-09 21:42:21 26.3%
Born for this job
Have 100 You.
2023-05-09 21:41:34 26.5%
Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
2023-05-09 21:40:25 26.8%
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-09 21:38:46 25.0%
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-09 21:38:42 26.1%
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-09 21:38:41 26.7%
My own clone
Have 1 You.
2023-05-09 21:38:39 27.2%
Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
2023-03-29 16:52:42 12.0%
And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
2023-03-21 19:19:04 14.6%
Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
2022-12-27 04:09:37 17.5%
Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
2022-12-27 04:06:50 16.5%
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
2022-10-31 15:00:02 26.8%
Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:58 13.9%
Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:05 30.0%
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:05 31.6%
Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:05 32.5%
Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 18.5%
Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 23.9%
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 28.2%
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 29.7%
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 31.0%
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:03 31.4%
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:02 31.9%
The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:02 32.1%
Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:02 32.5%
Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.
2022-10-29 00:38:02 32.8%
It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.
2022-10-29 00:38:01 33.5%
I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
2022-10-29 00:37:30 17.7%
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 21.4%
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 30.1%
Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 30.3%
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 32.5%
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 12.7%
Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 14.1%
Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 16.2%
What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 18.2%
But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 20.4%
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 22.5%
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 24.3%
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 25.8%
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 27.1%
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 28.1%
Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 28.9%
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 29.5%
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 30.0%
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 30.5%
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
2022-10-29 00:36:59 31.0%
So much to do so much to see
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
2022-10-29 00:36:59
32.0%
Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything.
2022-03-18 03:06:44 9.1%
Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses.
2022-03-18 03:06:41 12.4%
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-12-19 22:04:59 14.0%
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
2021-11-21 02:12:35 22.0%
Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
2021-11-21 02:12:35 15.9%
Seven horseshoes
Click 27,777 golden cookies.
2021-11-12 16:51:35
5.8%
Last Chance to See
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
2021-11-11 13:27:07
10.1%
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-11-07 03:21:27 18.3%
Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
2021-10-31 13:53:09 13.2%
Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
2021-10-28 20:53:43 12.3%
Four-leaf cookie
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
2021-10-27 21:37:12
7.4%
Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
2021-10-27 21:37:12 12.1%
The long now
Reach level 10 time machines.
2021-10-26 13:12:52 12.5%
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
2021-10-25 17:50:56 24.8%
Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
2021-10-24 13:00:07 26.9%
Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything.
2021-10-23 23:34:51 11.2%
Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
2021-10-23 23:34:50 16.9%
Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals.
2021-10-23 21:44:49 13.1%
Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-10-22 08:39:07 20.7%
Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
2021-10-22 08:39:07 13.4%
In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
2021-10-17 13:40:30 21.0%
Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments.
2021-10-17 13:39:59 14.2%
A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells.
2021-10-16 18:41:10 7.8%
Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories.
2021-10-15 00:08:57 14.3%
D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines.
2021-10-14 11:54:51 15.3%
Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas.
2021-10-11 12:31:22 22.0%
Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses.
2021-10-09 11:23:18 14.5%
Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
2021-10-07 15:12:21 21.4%
Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
2021-10-07 11:32:30 13.3%
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
2021-10-05 19:54:34 23.0%
Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms.
2021-10-04 19:05:17 12.1%
Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
2021-10-04 11:47:33 19.8%
Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
2021-10-03 04:25:23 8.8%
Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
2021-10-01 20:05:44 8.0%
If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
2021-10-01 13:24:19 24.0%
Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
2021-10-01 13:04:50 6.8%
Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.
2021-10-01 13:04:35 7.0%
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
2021-10-01 12:12:10 16.4%
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
2021-10-01 12:12:07 24.7%
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-10-01 05:35:39 25.5%
Gaseous assets
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
2021-10-01 04:46:15
6.1%
Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
2021-10-01 04:29:20 7.2%
Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
2021-09-30 14:07:09 31.9%
It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples.
2021-09-30 12:22:19 16.5%
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-30 12:18:32 28.2%
All-natural cane sugar
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
2021-09-30 04:59:35
10.2%
Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
2021-09-29 12:22:28 25.1%
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-29 08:27:21 27.3%
Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
2021-09-29 08:27:21 24.7%
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
2021-09-26 14:13:52 11.2%
A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks.
2021-09-26 14:13:52 17.3%
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-24 21:51:25 29.6%
Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors.
2021-09-24 13:32:44 29.8%
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
2021-09-24 13:30:54 26.1%
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
2021-09-24 13:30:54 26.9%
O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.
2021-09-23 20:41:57 15.3%
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
2021-09-23 20:41:57 28.2%
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
2021-09-23 04:04:25 27.4%
Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
2021-09-23 00:16:24 15.7%
Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
2021-09-22 22:35:20 20.0%
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
2021-09-22 20:47:40 13.0%
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
2021-09-22 18:41:09 28.7%
In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
2021-09-22 18:38:27 14.1%
Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
2021-09-22 15:49:10 28.4%
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
2021-09-22 15:11:11 12.5%
Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
2021-09-22 15:10:39 34.6%
Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
2021-09-22 15:10:12 14.1%
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
2021-09-22 15:09:48 9.9%
Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
2021-09-22 15:09:48 11.6%
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
2021-09-22 12:20:44 23.4%
Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-22 12:20:36 30.7%
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
2021-09-22 12:20:33 28.9%
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-22 12:19:52 30.0%
The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
2021-09-22 12:19:52 29.9%
Endless cycle
Ascend 1,000 times.
2021-09-21 22:13:01
5.3%
Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.
2021-09-16 15:34:01 6.6%
When the cookies ascend just right
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
2021-09-16 14:04:40
6.4%
Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms.
2021-09-16 11:43:31 24.8%
A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
2021-09-16 11:42:39 28.9%
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
2021-09-16 11:42:38 31.3%
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-16 11:42:38 31.2%
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
2021-09-16 11:42:38 29.9%
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-16 01:11:17 31.9%
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
2021-09-16 00:38:04 30.2%
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
2021-09-16 00:38:04 31.1%
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
2021-09-15 20:42:32 31.6%
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
2021-09-15 20:42:32 32.1%
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
2021-09-15 15:59:37 31.4%
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-15 12:00:00 33.0%
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
2021-09-15 11:46:45 32.4%
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
2021-09-15 11:32:27 31.2%
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
2021-09-15 11:32:26 33.0%
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
2021-09-15 11:32:22 32.3%
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
2021-09-15 11:32:16 33.1%
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
2021-09-15 11:32:12 32.6%
Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
2021-09-15 11:32:10 33.4%
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
2021-09-15 11:32:04 33.6%
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
2021-09-15 11:31:48 33.9%
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
2021-09-15 11:31:46 33.4%
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
2021-09-15 06:55:24 17.8%
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-15 05:39:33 33.2%
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-15 04:59:33 34.0%
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
2021-09-15 01:13:23 34.5%
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-15 01:11:43 34.6%
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
2021-09-15 00:57:02 34.2%
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.
2021-09-15 00:56:43 34.3%
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
2021-09-14 23:38:12 26.6%
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
2021-09-14 23:38:12 34.5%
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
2021-09-14 21:32:10 34.4%
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
2021-09-14 21:23:26 34.6%
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
2021-09-14 21:19:36 34.9%
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
2021-09-14 21:13:17 34.2%
Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
2021-09-14 21:13:16 35.1%
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
2021-09-14 21:13:07 33.7%
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.
2021-09-14 21:13:06 34.9%
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-14 21:04:12 35.2%
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-14 21:01:56 35.1%
Speed baking III
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
2021-09-14 19:33:24
12.9%
Speed baking II
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
2021-09-14 19:33:24
38.3%
Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
2021-09-14 19:33:24 11.2%
True Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
2021-09-14 04:00:28
12.6%
Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
2021-09-14 04:00:28 14.9%
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
2021-09-14 01:54:34 34.8%
That's rich
Have 600 banks.
2021-09-14 01:54:16 34.9%
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
2021-09-14 01:54:15 35.2%
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-14 01:54:12 35.7%
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
2021-09-13 21:19:19 34.9%
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
2021-09-13 21:19:12 35.7%
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
2021-09-13 21:19:09 35.3%
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
2021-09-13 21:19:04 35.5%
We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
2021-09-13 21:19:03 35.7%
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-13 21:17:35 35.6%
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
2021-09-13 21:17:33 35.8%
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
2021-09-13 20:57:11 36.0%
Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
2021-09-13 20:57:08 35.5%
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
2021-09-13 20:57:07 35.9%
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
2021-09-13 20:56:38 35.6%
Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
2021-09-13 20:56:32 35.8%
Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
2021-09-13 20:47:53 35.8%
Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
2021-09-13 20:29:36 32.6%
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
2021-09-13 20:29:36 35.8%
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
2021-09-13 20:02:39 36.1%
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.
2021-09-13 20:02:37 36.1%
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
2021-09-13 20:02:37 36.4%
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-13 20:02:31 36.0%
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-13 20:02:09 36.4%
Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
2021-09-13 17:36:39 36.0%
My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
2021-09-13 16:47:03 36.4%
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-13 15:36:52 36.7%
Checks out
Have 550 banks.
2021-09-13 15:36:47 36.0%
In the green
Have 600 farms.
2021-09-13 15:36:46 36.3%
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.
2021-09-13 15:36:46 36.2%
Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
2021-09-13 15:33:07 36.1%
Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
2021-09-13 15:21:02 36.3%
Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
2021-09-13 14:41:52 36.3%
I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
2021-09-13 14:39:48 36.4%
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
2021-09-13 14:37:23 36.5%
Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
2021-09-13 14:36:18 36.6%
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
2021-09-13 14:20:18 36.6%
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
2021-09-13 14:18:10 36.5%
Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings.
2021-09-13 14:18:10 36.9%
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
2021-09-13 14:17:53 36.5%
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
2021-09-13 14:17:50 36.6%
Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
2021-09-13 14:17:43 36.7%
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
2021-09-13 14:17:41 36.3%
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
2021-09-13 14:17:39 36.6%
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
2021-09-13 14:17:38 36.8%
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
2021-09-13 14:17:37 36.9%
Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.
2021-09-13 14:17:37 36.8%
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
2021-09-13 14:17:36 36.8%
Rock on
Have 550 mines.
2021-09-13 14:17:35 36.6%
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.
2021-09-13 14:17:35 36.9%
Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2021-09-13 14:17:25 37.2%
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
2021-09-13 14:09:46 36.9%
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
2021-09-13 12:59:44 36.9%
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
2021-09-13 12:59:41 37.1%
Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
2021-09-13 12:11:59 36.8%
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
2021-09-13 12:11:57 37.2%
Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
2021-09-13 12:06:39 36.9%
Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
2021-09-13 12:02:29 37.1%
Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
2021-09-13 11:57:54 37.2%
Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
2021-09-13 11:54:55 36.2%
At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
2021-09-13 11:53:28 37.1%
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
2021-09-13 11:53:22 37.1%
Overripe
Have 550 farms.
2021-09-13 11:53:17 36.9%
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
2021-09-13 11:53:12 37.2%
Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
2021-09-13 11:53:08 37.1%
Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
2021-09-13 11:53:03 37.4%