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Goat Simulator

Updated 4 years ago

Game for
Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Simulation, Casual, Indie
Genres
Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together Family Sharing
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.12
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
+3
Par
32
Threshold
16h 43m
Last Unlock Playtime
55h 32m
Estimated
34m
Average
2017-06-04 12:20:31
Last Played
2017-06-04 12:10:16
Last Unlock
2014-06-23 17:38:26
First Unlock & Started
2 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours 31 minutes
Time Taken
22,143
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,957
… Players
360
… Expired
14,015
… in Progress
1,441
… Completed
68h 26m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 30m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.46%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
CSX 44.09% 56 / 127 12h 9m 2024-04-30 17:39:09
SleeplessGeordie 67.72% 86 / 127 15h 35m 2024-04-27 21:57:35
imaprosto 86.61% 110 / 127 20h 42m 2024-04-27 12:47:29
Bronnix 7.09% 9 / 127 5h 39m 2024-04-25 14:14:47
Pumpin 1.57% 2 / 127 5m 2024-04-25 08:44:40
In-sight- 100% 127 52h 41m 53h 19m 2024-04-25 04:24:12
Clementine 39.37% 50 / 127 13h 46m 2024-04-23 19:11:50
ignat9999 30.71% 39 / 127 9h 51m 2024-04-21 12:23:34
FoggyBrain 1.57% 2 / 127 17m 2024-04-19 03:20:35
Hectorhawk9 17.32% 22 / 127 5h 52m 2024-04-17 15:59:54
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2017-06-04 12:10:16 2.8%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2015-11-05 09:16:11 35.0%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2015-11-04 14:35:08 4.9%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2015-11-04 14:24:25 3.9%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2015-11-04 14:02:20 8.3%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2015-11-04 11:57:53 23.0%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2015-03-13 16:30:58 52.0%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2015-03-13 16:30:47 11.9%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2014-11-22 13:59:57 10.5%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2014-11-21 11:59:11 12.0%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2014-11-21 11:53:22 7.4%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2014-11-21 11:47:33 16.8%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2014-11-21 11:47:18 20.6%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2014-11-21 11:46:08 19.6%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2014-09-14 11:02:46 18.6%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2014-09-14 10:40:47 53.8%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2014-09-14 10:40:23 41.5%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2014-07-19 07:29:16 4.7%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2014-06-24 13:25:53 16.5%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2014-06-24 13:19:25 48.1%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2014-06-24 13:13:20 30.3%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2014-06-24 05:33:13 49.0%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2014-06-23 18:02:12 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2014-06-23 18:02:00 26.9%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2014-06-23 17:54:35 50.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2014-06-23 17:49:41 37.4%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2014-06-23 17:40:15 36.2%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2014-06-23 17:38:57 50.9%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2014-06-23 17:38:26 55.8%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
33.0%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
29.4%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
17.1%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
17.1%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.7%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.5%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
9.3%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.7%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
8.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.8%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.1%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
7.1%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.7%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.6%
Don't Panic
srsly
5.5%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.2%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.0%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.9%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.3%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.2%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.2%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
4.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.2%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2.9%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.8%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.6%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.5%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.2%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.2%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.1%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%
BFF
Lick a friend
2.0%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.0%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.8%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.7%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.7%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.7%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.5%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.5%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.5%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.4%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles