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Ready For Daddyhood
Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
2017-01-29 10:37:48
39.7%
Dirty Daddy
Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
2017-01-29 10:28:44
25.3%
Baby's On Fire
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
2017-01-29 10:20:36
29.1%
What's Cooking?
Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
2017-01-29 10:16:53
45.1%
A True Gentleman
Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
2016-05-20 11:47:28 13.0%
Dad of The Year
Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
1.1%
One Last Goodbye
Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
24.9%
Life's A Bleach
Drink 50 gallons of bleach
3.6%
Daddy Let Me Drown
Drown 25 Times
6.7%
Baby of The Year
Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
1.1%
Iced Iced Baby
Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
13.9%
Child Prodigy
Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
12.1%
Champion of The House
Complete all the challenges (Classic)
1.0%
Turn a Rat into a Snack
Follow the squeaks (Remake)
15.4%
Baby's First...
Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
30.3%
I'm Your Daddy.
Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
23.2%
Riding Dirty
Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
0.6%
Attempted Vehicular Infanticide
Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
7.0%
Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts
Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
13.5%
Plumber's Apprentice
Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
1.5%
Make a fish your dish
You ate the fish.
4.1%
Played with balls
Did you have fun?
0.3%
Imma Powder Out
inhaled too much baby powder
1.4%
You are what you Eat
eat at least 100 hotdogs
0.9%
Toasted
Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
3.0%
This is not how you play Slip and Die
Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
1.3%
Ready for the Big Leagues
Score on the basketball net
0.4%
Choked on Balls
Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
0.8%
Lawn Daddy
Mow your lawn
1.3%
Disobedient
You ignored the note
1.1%
Pan Head
Get hit in the head with a pan
1.0%
Dug Straight Down
Fell into the lava
0.5%
Acrobatically Inclined
Swing through the hoop
0.1%
Escape Lookout Cove
Dig out Lookout Cove
2.5%
Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen
Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
1.3%
So that’s what it tastes like…
0.0%
Doctor Daddy
Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
2.3%
Psycho Daddy
Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
1.3%
Daddy That Kills People
Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
5.0%
Fruit Based
Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
4.3%