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Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2021-03-16 07:53:32
3.2%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2021-03-16 06:55:54
5.0%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2021-03-16 06:55:54
12.7%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
2021-02-24 05:37:07 3.8%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2021-02-24 05:37:07 7.8%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2021-02-20 04:54:50 2.5%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2021-02-16 05:06:13 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2021-02-16 05:06:12 2.7%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2021-02-16 04:06:50 7.4%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
2021-02-16 04:01:12 7.8%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2021-02-16 03:56:23 2.7%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2021-02-16 03:53:00 48.9%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2021-02-16 03:16:46 3.8%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2021-02-15 13:18:14 12.2%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2021-02-15 10:14:39 6.2%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2021-02-15 10:11:04 23.2%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2021-02-15 09:54:01
49.1%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2021-02-15 09:17:48
8.4%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2021-02-15 08:41:19 9.8%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2021-02-15 05:14:47 3.1%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2021-02-15 04:20:10 10.8%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2021-02-15 03:58:25
13.1%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2021-02-15 03:23:54 41.9%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2021-02-15 03:19:09
7.9%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2021-02-15 03:15:18 35.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2021-02-15 03:07:09
36.5%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2021-02-15 03:04:20
31.8%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2021-02-15 03:00:11 47.7%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2021-02-15 02:21:31
59.5%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2021-02-15 02:17:26 31.4%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2021-02-15 01:59:59 30.5%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2021-01-18 03:22:40 48.3%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2021-01-18 03:16:12 45.4%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2021-01-18 02:48:02 66.8%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2021-01-18 02:12:11 64.4%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2021-01-18 02:09:27 69.7%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2021-01-18 02:07:40 66.5%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2021-01-18 02:06:19 46.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2021-01-18 02:02:45 15.6%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2021-01-18 01:31:58 12.3%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2021-01-18 01:30:51 71.2%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2021-01-18 01:25:22 52.5%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2021-01-18 01:15:49 23.7%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2021-01-17 23:56:53 9.6%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2021-01-17 23:43:55 6.2%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2021-01-17 23:02:16 72.5%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2021-01-17 22:33:16 73.2%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2021-01-17 22:27:43 17.2%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2021-01-17 21:50:41 46.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2021-01-17 21:42:43
36.8%