Steam Achievements · completionist.me

Achievement	Unlocked	Global Unlocks
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.	2015-11-22 13:14:55	6.2%
No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.	2015-11-22 12:33:25	3.8%
For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.	2015-11-22 12:33:25	7.8%
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.	2015-11-22 12:33:12	12.7%
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.	2015-11-22 12:33:11	3.2%
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.	2015-11-22 12:33:11	5.0%
More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.	2015-11-22 12:05:54	2.7%
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.	2015-11-22 11:50:44	8.4%
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.	2015-11-21 22:28:23	13.1%
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.	2015-11-21 21:52:43	7.9%
Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.	2015-11-21 21:44:12	2.5%
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.	2015-11-21 21:21:49	36.5%
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.	2015-11-21 20:57:30	12.2%
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.	2015-11-12 14:03:21	15.6%
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.	2015-11-12 13:30:35	12.3%
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.	2015-11-11 22:00:28	36.8%
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.	2015-11-11 20:42:26	10.8%
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.	2015-11-11 20:38:53	3.8%
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.	2015-11-11 20:20:03	49.1%
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.	2015-11-11 19:18:20	46.5%
Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.	2015-11-11 19:02:15	6.2%
Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.	2015-11-11 18:41:36	7.4%
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.	2015-11-11 18:29:56	48.9%
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.	2015-11-11 10:58:04	23.2%
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.	2015-11-11 10:38:34	9.8%
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.	2015-11-11 10:29:34	3.1%
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.	2015-11-11 10:17:29	7.8%
Make it Rain! You've spent $500.	2015-11-07 13:46:56	31.4%
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.	2015-11-07 13:34:55	30.5%
Daddy Issues You befriended your father.	2015-11-07 13:23:23	41.9%
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.	2015-11-07 13:16:30	35.9%
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.	2015-11-07 12:53:52	31.8%
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.	2015-11-07 11:51:13	59.5%
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.	2015-11-07 11:31:35	9.6%
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.	2015-11-07 11:14:28	47.7%
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.	2015-11-04 23:17:41	71.2%
Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.	2015-11-04 22:53:14	64.4%
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.	2015-11-04 22:30:43	48.3%
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.	2015-11-04 22:09:11	66.5%
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.	2015-11-04 21:57:51	66.8%
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.	2015-11-03 14:06:04	69.7%
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.	2015-11-03 13:52:19	52.5%
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.	2015-11-03 13:36:20	45.4%
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.	2015-10-26 13:15:31	17.2%
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.	2015-10-26 12:22:32	23.7%
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.	2015-10-26 12:11:04	46.4%
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.	2015-10-26 12:07:57	73.2%
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.	2015-10-26 11:58:32	72.5%
Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.		2.7%
Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.		2.5%

Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

2015-11-22 13:14:55

6.2%

No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

2015-11-22 12:33:25

3.8%

For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.

2015-11-22 12:33:25

7.8%

Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

2015-11-22 12:33:12

12.7%

Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

2015-11-22 12:33:11

3.2%

Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

2015-11-22 12:33:11

5.0%

More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.

2015-11-22 12:05:54

2.7%

Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

2015-11-22 11:50:44

8.4%

Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

2015-11-21 22:28:23

13.1%

Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

2015-11-21 21:52:43

7.9%

Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

2015-11-21 21:44:12

2.5%

Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

2015-11-21 21:21:49

36.5%

Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

2015-11-21 20:57:30

12.2%

Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

2015-11-12 14:03:21

15.6%

Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

2015-11-12 13:30:35

12.3%

Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

2015-11-11 22:00:28

36.8%

Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.

2015-11-11 20:42:26

10.8%

Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

2015-11-11 20:38:53

3.8%

Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

2015-11-11 20:20:03

49.1%

Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.

2015-11-11 19:18:20

46.5%

Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

2015-11-11 19:02:15

6.2%

Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

2015-11-11 18:41:36

7.4%

Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

2015-11-11 18:29:56

48.9%

Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

2015-11-11 10:58:04

23.2%

Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

2015-11-11 10:38:34

9.8%

Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.

2015-11-11 10:29:34

3.1%

You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

2015-11-11 10:17:29

7.8%

Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.

2015-11-07 13:46:56

31.4%

Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.

2015-11-07 13:34:55

30.5%

Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.

2015-11-07 13:23:23

41.9%

Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.

2015-11-07 13:16:30

35.9%

KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

2015-11-07 12:53:52

31.8%

Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

2015-11-07 11:51:13

59.5%

Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.

2015-11-07 11:31:35

9.6%

More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.

2015-11-07 11:14:28

47.7%

Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

2015-11-04 23:17:41

71.2%

Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

2015-11-04 22:53:14

64.4%

Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

2015-11-04 22:30:43

48.3%

Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

2015-11-04 22:09:11

66.5%

First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.

2015-11-04 21:57:51

66.8%

New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.

2015-11-03 14:06:04

69.7%

Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

2015-11-03 13:52:19

52.5%

Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.

2015-11-03 13:36:20

45.4%

Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

2015-10-26 13:15:31

17.2%

Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.

2015-10-26 12:22:32

23.7%

Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

2015-10-26 12:11:04

46.4%

Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

2015-10-26 12:07:57

73.2%

Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

2015-10-26 11:58:32

72.5%