| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Make Love, Not War
Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything. |
4.4% | |||
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Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!
Beat all gold times. |
2.2% | |||
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One-derful!
Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes. |
4.2% | |||
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Two Awesome!
Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes. |
3.7% | |||
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So Three-ling!
Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes. |
3.6% | |||
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How Four-tuitous!
Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes. |
2.5% | |||
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It's Called "Butts" Now
Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.' |
14.1% | |||
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Green With EnV
Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.' |
3.8% | |||
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So Good I Ripped My Pants
Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.' |
3.3% | |||
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Just Like My Ex
Clear 'Emotional Mess.' |
3.3% | |||
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Stomach of Steel
Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.' |
2.7% | |||
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Mean Green Machine
Clear every level in World 4. |
2.7% | |||
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What A Mess!
Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' |
1.5% | |||
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Mopping Up
Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' |
1.4% | |||
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Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts?
Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' |
1.9% | |||
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Jumping the Snowmouth!
Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' |
1.5% | |||
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Thinking With Portals, Doing Science
Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.' |
1.5% | |||
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Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize
Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash. |
1.4% | |||
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Electronic Super King!
Earn every achievement. |
1.8% | |||
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Super Lover
Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. |
2.5% | |||
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Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night
Complete all the holiday levels. |
3.0% | |||
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That Was Easy!
Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode. |
16.7% | |||
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Clumsy Lover
Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. |
9.0% | |||
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As You Wish
Survive Glorg. |
30.4% | |||
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Mass Murder
Murder The Pope. |
41.4% | |||
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Spikey Problem
Kill Spike. |
2.9% | |||
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Rear-venge!
Defeat The Groove Wizard. |
12.0% | |||
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Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything. |
7.9% | |||
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Can't Touch This!
Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying. |
3.6% | |||
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So Long And Thanks For All The Stars
Collect every star. |
5.3% | |||
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I'm a Star-vivor!
Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars. |
2.7% | |||
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Get To The Chopper!
Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars. |
2.4% | |||
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Smooth Lover
Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. |
4.0% | |||
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Infinite Lover
Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. |
1.9% | |||
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Turbo Lover
Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. |
2.0% | |||
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Electronic Super Done!
Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level. |
1.8% | |||
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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
Earn zero deaths on every level. |
1.9% |