- -6
- Par
- 41
- Threshold
- 35h 35m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 31h 30m
- Estimated
- 45m
- Average
- 2020-09-08 16:28:35
- Last Played
- 2023-03-01 17:00:59
- Last Unlock
- 2018-02-20 17:31:02
- First Unlock & Started
- 5 years 1 month 4 days 23 hours 29 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Liz | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 10h 31m | 2024-05-01 18:10:51 | |||
| Toxin | 11.24% | 10 / 89 | 14h 4m | 2024-04-30 19:01:31 | |||
| Revenantal | 15.73% | 14 / 89 | 5h 47m | 2024-04-30 01:28:31 | |||
| mrb19 | 100% | 89 | 1m | 1m | 2024-04-22 11:18:32 | ||
| Jake | 64.04% | 57 / 89 | 18h 19m | 2024-04-20 08:51:55 | |||
| 20 million | 60.67% | 54 / 89 | 13h 26m | 2024-04-18 16:04:50 | |||
| JuanSeLOL | 94.38% | 84 / 89 | 34h 55m | 2024-04-18 02:15:57 | |||
| HighAxolotol | 100% | 89 | 5h 8m | 5h 8m | 2024-04-17 04:50:13 | ||
| SMmejs | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 31m | 2024-04-16 16:08:12 | |||
| marvel_1 #1111652454 | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 9h 7m | 2024-04-15 14:52:18 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2023-03-01 17:00:59 | 9.4% | ||
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2023-03-01 16:58:07 | 10.5% | ||
|
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2023-03-01
16:49:13
|
5.3% | ||
|
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2023-03-01
15:04:38
|
9.3% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2023-02-27 17:30:45 | 9.1% | ||
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2023-02-27 17:19:28 | 9.4% | ||
|
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2023-02-27 17:03:43 | 11.1% | ||
|
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2023-02-27
17:03:12
|
13.3% | ||
|
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2023-02-22
21:27:55
|
15.8% | ||
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2023-02-22 21:26:52 | 18.6% | ||
|
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2023-02-22 21:06:28 | 15.3% | ||
|
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2023-02-20 14:30:27 | 6.5% | ||
|
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2023-02-20 13:51:47 | 9.5% | ||
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2020-09-06
17:50:15
|
26.7% | ||
|
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2020-09-06 17:13:34 | 36.2% | ||
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2020-09-06 17:08:37 | 29.8% | ||
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2019-10-26
16:45:06
|
9.5% | ||
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2019-10-26 11:22:08 | 12.5% | ||
|
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2019-10-26 11:12:54 | 10.6% | ||
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2019-10-26 11:12:43 | 33.4% | ||
|
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2019-10-26 11:12:40 | 61.1% | ||
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2019-10-26
10:52:21
|
19.7% | ||
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2019-10-26 10:52:07 | 20.4% | ||
|
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2019-10-26 10:51:42 | 12.9% | ||
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2019-10-26
10:36:47
|
16.9% | ||
|
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2019-10-26 09:44:17 | 30.3% | ||
|
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2018-06-01 20:19:14 | 9.8% | ||
|
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2018-06-01 20:12:24 | 29.5% | ||
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2018-02-24
17:48:32
|
9.2% | ||
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2018-02-24 17:45:20 | 14.1% | ||
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2018-02-24 17:40:59 | 23.9% | ||
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2018-02-24 17:31:32 | 18.4% | ||
|
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2018-02-22 19:34:59 | 17.6% | ||
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2018-02-21 19:29:24 | 20.6% | ||
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2018-02-21 19:11:48 | 32.2% | ||
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2018-02-21 12:04:55 | 26.4% | ||
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2018-02-21 10:24:54 | 16.9% | ||
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2018-02-21
10:23:00
|
18.4% | ||
|
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2018-02-21 10:19:21 | 46.9% | ||
|
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2018-02-21 10:00:12 | 51.1% | ||
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2018-02-21 09:59:11 | 37.1% | ||
|
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2018-02-21 09:46:56 | 32.5% | ||
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2018-02-20 18:22:40 | 48.6% | ||
|
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2018-02-20 18:16:30 | 44.5% | ||
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2018-02-20 18:12:47 | 51.3% | ||
|
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2018-02-20 18:08:14 | 65.9% | ||
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2018-02-20 17:31:02 | 55.6% | ||
|
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
14.6% | |||
|
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
13.2% | |||
|
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
9.8% | |||
|
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
8.8% | |||
|
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
|
8.6% | ||
|
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
8.5% | |||
|
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
8.4% | |||
|
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
8.3% | |||
|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
8.3% | |||
|
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
7.7% | |||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
6.9% | |||
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
|
6.5% | ||
|
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
6.2% | |||
|
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
6.2% | |||
|
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
6.1% | |||
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
5.6% | |||
|
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
5.5% | |||
|
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
5.4% | |||
|
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
|
5.0% | ||
|
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
4.9% | |||
|
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
4.8% | |||
|
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
4.7% | |||
|
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
4.7% | |||
|
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
4.6% | |||
|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
4.6% | |||
|
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
4.5% | |||
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
4.4% | |||
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
4.2% | |||
|
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
4.1% | |||
|
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
4.1% | |||
|
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
3.9% | |||
|
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.8% | |||
|
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
3.8% | |||
|
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
|
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
3.7% | |||
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
3.6% | |||
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
3.4% | |||
|
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
|
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% | |||
|
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% | |||
|
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% |