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Completed the first level
You completed the first level, keep going! 		99.0%
Completed the second level
Wow, you want to keep playing? 		69.0%
Completed the third level
Why are you still playing this game? 		68.5%
You want through the first level!
But you didn't grab your gun!
61.9%
You don't want to play?
Thats ok, there are better games
61.9%
You found an ending I didn't code!
I don't even know if you can get this achievement! 		59.5%
You completed the main story line!
Well done! You actually wasted your time on this game. Congrats. (I wouldn't be telling anyone you did this!) 		59.2%
Your first death
How many more will there be?
81.6%
Your first kill
Will you keep killing?
98.8%
What is this?
It's a powerup, derrr!
88.5%
You read your first sign
Will you always read the signs?
74.7%
Completed the game without killing anyone!
This is the hardest thing I could put into this game, good work! 		59.0%
Completed the game without killing anyone or dying
WOW! You completed the game without killing anyone or dying, congrats CHEATER! 		59.2%
Got your gun then decided not to play
You picked up your gun and decided to not to play the game. Good choice! 		60.2%
Played the game
Congrats! You opened the game!
99.5%
You picked up your gun
How many will die because of it?
99.0%