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Flying High
Completed the second level.
9.1%
Aviators
Activate the aviators.
11.6%
Calm Book
Activate the calm book.
6.0%
Dead Weight
This hand ain't goin' nowhere.
6.1%
Deal with it.
Activate the sunglasses.
14.4%
Deserted
Completed the first level.
17.5%
That's Dino-might!
Use the dynamite.
7.1%
Fish Slap
Activate the fish!
13.8%
Oops.
Use a frag grenade to end your tea party.
5.9%
Young Grasshopper
Let the chi flow through the spasticity of your hand.
6.7%
Only half a buffoon
Completed the final level.
5.6%
Mad Hat
Activate the top hat.
18.6%
Over 2001
Activate the monolith.
7.7%
Potato Box
Witness the potato box flying through space-time.
8.8%
The Last Baron
Witness the Red Baron.
16.7%
Bad Show!
Why would you shoot ted?! He's your best and only friend!
6.0%
This monday to friday plane
Activate the snake.
12.8%
Tea, the final frontier
Completed the third level.
7.6%
Anger Management Required
You really aught to do something about that stabbing habit.
25.1%
Straight A's
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels.
4.1%
Teaception
Make a tea within a tea, or something.
5.2%
The Tea Boss
Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2.
4.0%
The Dude
Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels.
4.2%
The Fancy Finger
Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird.
20.8%
Turnip Surprise
Activate the turnip.
9.0%
You Buffoon!
Yes, well ... I'd call you a buffoon too if you poured hot water on me. Indeed!
23.4%
Totally Unrecognizable
Witness the zeppelin.
16.4%
Zombino
Completed the fourth level.
6.5%