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Smack him!
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 		2022-06-22 04:33:46 13.0%
Master of Darkness
The darkest Room Escape Game ever. 		2022-06-22 02:17:26 19.4%
Darwin Award
Cut my life into pieces. 		2022-06-22 01:49:45 21.5%
Doppelganger
Mirror mirror on the wall... 		2022-06-22 01:15:19 45.6%
That kid is fast as lightning
Admit it: That was dumb luck! 		2019-10-24 22:25:32 11.2%
Catwalk Queen
High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion. 		2019-09-04 22:38:59 9.4%
Russian roulette
You jump, I jump … not! 		2019-09-04 22:35:57 17.2%
Hand over heart
At least I got the lyrics right. 		2019-09-04 22:28:50 38.9%
Sadist
Picking at fresh wounds. 		2019-09-04 22:10:43 9.7%
Talent Scout
15 minutes of fame. 		2019-08-30 23:44:40 13.5%
Mission: Impossible
He's just no fun person to hang out with. 		2019-08-30 23:01:29 44.6%
Surgeon simulator
Which place do I stick it in... ? 		2019-08-16 00:17:15 35.3%
Hung out to dry
He'll get around somehow. 		2019-08-16 00:01:38 10.3%
Food Inspector
Where's the fume extractor hood? 		2019-08-07 22:12:33 23.1%
Magic Mushroom Picker
Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter. 		2019-08-07 22:10:04 46.2%
Zombie Apocalypse
They seemed a bit bitey. 		2019-08-07 22:06:04 37.4%
Vampire's Kiss
Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo. 		2019-08-02 18:16:13 38.9%
Ignorance is Bliss
Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out! 		2019-08-02 17:54:35 16.2%
Saturday Night Fever
Disco ain't dead! 		2019-08-02 17:52:55 41.1%
Hide and seek
Doors – useful AND sexy. 		2019-08-02 05:29:38 47.6%
Laundry Day
So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public? 		2019-08-02 05:03:45 44.7%
Voyeur
So what? It's the only peep-show in town. 		2019-08-02 04:50:24 11.4%
Micropayment
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. 		2019-08-02 04:39:11 18.0%
Knock knock!
Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire! 		2019-08-02 04:11:16 13.3%
Tough Guy!
Didn't feel a thing. 		2019-07-29 22:52:18 15.1%
Huzzah – he's off now for real
The hardest part is letting go. 		2015-09-07 02:04:19 45.1%
Demagogue
I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes. 		2015-09-07 01:45:55 45.5%
Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo
Elysium in hand's reach... 		2015-09-07 01:41:32 45.6%
Bozo is back!
Pirates have feelings, too. 		2015-09-07 00:56:57 46.3%
Rufus to the rescue
I'd be an amazing dad! 		2015-09-07 00:50:33 46.6%
Cameo
Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea! 		2015-09-07 00:41:35 46.6%
A true friend
Self-sacrifices and bla. 		2015-09-07 00:16:05 47.2%
Long time no see
Not that I actually need it. 		2015-09-06 23:26:27 49.4%
Teamwork!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 		2015-09-06 23:11:25 49.4%
Porta Fisco Carnival
Throw me something, Mister! 		2015-09-04 06:21:27 49.6%
Huzzah - three times the crap
Three of a kind beats king high. 		2015-09-04 06:18:14 52.4%
Third time's a charm
When shall we three meet again? 		2015-09-04 06:13:43 52.4%
Groundhog Day
Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths 		2015-09-04 05:53:39 53.0%
Huzzah – he completely f*cked up
Enjoy your fall. 		2015-09-04 05:46:13 53.2%
Caffeine Crackie
I think that robot fluffed into my coffee. 		2015-09-04 05:39:49 53.6%
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps
The old switcheroo. 		2015-09-04 05:25:01 55.0%
Quality Assurance
Does this smell like chloroform? 		2015-09-04 05:14:59 15.4%
Free Toffee
Animals don't belong in cages. 		2015-09-04 04:56:23 56.3%
Basic Instinct
What has been seen cannot be unseen. 		2015-09-04 04:29:01 49.8%
Huzzah – with helium gas
Have Helium – Will Travel 		2015-09-04 04:15:42 62.7%
Daring Sharpshooter
I didn't mean to wind her up. 		2015-09-04 04:13:23 20.7%
Ludicrous Speed
Light speed is too slow! 		2015-09-04 04:12:55 62.8%
Remembrance of Things Past
Tell it to the marines! 		2015-09-04 04:11:42 46.3%
Huzzah – good things come in threes
Third time's a charm. 		2015-09-04 04:03:04 67.9%
Ornithorhynchologist
You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. 		8.6%