- +11
- Par
- 21
- Threshold
- 2h 49m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 4h 48m
- Estimated
- 16m
- Average
- 2022-10-29 06:44:03
- Last Played
- 2022-10-29 06:44:03
- Last Unlock
- 2019-06-14 11:31:18
- First Unlock & Started
- 3 years 5 months 2 days 19 hours 12 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Kern | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 17m | 2024-05-10 20:41:37 | |||
ignat9999 | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 6m | 2024-05-09 14:02:10 | |||
Mestagore | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 44m | 2024-05-03 02:02:05 | |||
Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
[☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2022-10-29 06:44:03 | 1.2% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2022-10-29 06:39:29 | 3.3% | ||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2022-10-29 06:17:40 | 3.0% | ||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2022-10-29 05:19:36 | 4.7% | ||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2019-06-14 13:07:37 | 11.2% | ||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2019-06-14 12:15:21 | 10.4% | ||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2019-06-14 12:14:04 | 15.8% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2019-06-14 11:39:39 | 32.0% | ||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2019-06-14 11:31:20 | 45.0% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2019-06-14 11:31:18 | 45.1% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
31.8% | |||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
9.2% | |||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
6.7% | |||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
4.0% | |||
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.2% | |||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |