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Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times. 		2015-10-20 19:30:34 39.1%
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it. 		2015-10-20 18:51:10 69.4%
Achievement
This is an achievement. 		2015-10-20 18:35:10 48.3%
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again. 		2015-10-20 18:34:55 77.5%
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable. 		2015-10-19 20:29:19 79.9%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. 		2.5%
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. 		15.1%
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) 		6.4%
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement. 		5.8%
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