Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. 		2020-08-29 04:09:13 6.9%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. 		2020-08-29 03:28:08
4.8%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. 		2015-09-15 22:17:25
9.3%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. 		2015-09-15 17:36:44 8.3%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. 		2015-09-15 16:20:36
4.7%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
4.5%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
5.3%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15 5.5%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
6.5%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15 6.5%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
7.7%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
9.8%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15
9.3%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15 9.2%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15 10.6%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 		2014-10-12 17:17:15 29.5%
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 3.4%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 3.6%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 3.8%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 4.2%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 4.1%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01
4.1%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 6.1%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 9.5%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 9.5%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! 		2014-09-03 20:02:01
13.2%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 20.4%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 		2014-09-03 20:02:01 30.4%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 4.4%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 4.8%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
5.0%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
5.6%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
8.3%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 8.5%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
9.6%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 9.4%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 10.5%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 9.8%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
8.7%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 11.1%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 12.9%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
13.4%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 14.2%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 14.6%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
17.0%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 17.7%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57 15.3%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. 		2014-08-11 23:55:57
19.8%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 		2014-07-31 17:31:55 24.0%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. 		2014-07-30 19:07:28
8.4%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. 		2014-07-30 19:03:34 8.8%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. 		2014-07-30 19:03:34
17.0%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. 		2014-07-30 19:03:34 20.7%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 		2014-07-29 23:13:34 18.5%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 		2014-07-19 23:33:40 18.6%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 		2014-07-19 23:00:51
15.9%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. 		2014-07-19 22:43:18 26.4%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 		2014-07-19 21:29:22
26.8%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 		2014-07-19 21:19:42
18.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. 		2014-07-19 17:29:12 32.6%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 		2014-07-19 17:29:12 32.2%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. 		2014-07-19 16:55:44 37.2%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. 		2014-07-19 15:49:04 29.9%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 		2014-07-19 15:43:25 44.6%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. 		2014-07-19 15:38:06 51.3%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 		2014-07-19 15:37:15 61.2%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. 		2014-07-19 15:11:53 51.2%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 		2014-07-19 14:27:22 48.6%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 		2014-07-19 14:09:24 65.9%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. 		2014-07-19 14:08:39 36.2%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. 		2014-07-19 14:07:49 55.6%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 		2014-07-19 14:07:07 33.5%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. 		2014-07-19 14:07:07 46.9%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. 		3.1%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
12.5%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
3.4%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
4.6%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
6.2%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. 		3.1%
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. 		4.6%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
4.9%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
3.8%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3.7%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
3.7%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. 		6.2%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
3.9%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. 		5.6%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 		3.1%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. 		3.4%