Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. 		2019-02-26 07:00:45 3.8%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. 		2019-02-26 07:00:36
3.1%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures. 		2019-02-26 06:07:32 3.1%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. 		2019-02-26 05:17:51 2.5%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. 		2019-02-26 05:00:56 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes. 		2019-02-26 02:17:50 2.7%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times. 		2019-02-26 01:33:30 23.7%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend. 		2019-02-26 01:32:39 2.7%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game. 		2019-02-26 00:39:38 10.8%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. 		2019-02-26 00:35:07 7.8%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. 		2019-02-26 00:10:47 7.4%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500. 		2019-02-26 00:01:28 31.4%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. 		2019-02-25 23:52:56 3.8%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon. 		2019-02-25 23:49:28 6.2%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. 		2019-02-25 23:45:19 9.8%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes. 		2019-02-25 22:58:51 23.2%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets. 		2019-02-25 22:53:03 35.9%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. 		2019-02-25 20:11:12 17.2%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items. 		2019-02-25 20:03:44 7.7%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. 		2019-02-25 20:03:16
12.7%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. 		2019-02-25 20:03:15
5.0%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. 		2019-02-25 19:36:08
8.4%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. 		2019-02-25 19:06:41 15.6%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. 		2019-02-25 08:20:23
13.1%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. 		2019-02-25 07:49:42
7.9%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. 		2019-02-25 07:32:09
31.8%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. 		2019-02-25 07:01:26 12.2%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle. 		2019-02-25 04:44:22 46.5%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. 		2019-02-25 04:29:24 52.5%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. 		2019-02-19 03:41:45 12.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. 		2019-02-19 03:05:00 6.1%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. 		2019-02-19 02:00:29
36.8%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon. 		2017-12-04 08:04:59 48.3%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. 		2015-10-30 21:58:37
49.1%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park. 		2015-10-30 00:29:17 47.7%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father. 		2015-10-30 00:00:15 41.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. 		2015-10-29 23:30:34
36.5%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. 		2015-10-28 00:08:39
59.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. 		2015-10-27 22:53:13 48.9%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items. 		2015-10-27 22:20:23 45.4%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. 		2015-10-27 01:53:28 64.4%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. 		2015-10-27 01:18:52 46.4%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times. 		2015-10-27 01:03:06 9.6%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. 		2015-10-27 00:21:54 72.5%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park. 		2015-10-27 00:14:49 30.5%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon. 		2015-10-26 23:45:52 73.2%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park. 		2015-10-26 23:01:45 66.8%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. 		2015-10-26 22:58:05 66.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. 		2015-10-26 20:54:40 71.2%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK. 		2015-10-26 20:00:10 69.7%