Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2020-02-27 00:28:54 2.7%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2020-02-27 00:28:45 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2020-02-27 00:28:44 2.7%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2020-02-27 00:15:14 6.2%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2020-02-24 23:10:50 2.5%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
2020-02-22 14:36:59 3.8%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2020-02-22 14:36:58 7.7%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2020-02-22 14:36:34
3.1%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2020-02-22 14:36:34
12.7%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2020-02-22 14:36:33
5.0%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2020-02-22 00:37:33
8.4%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2020-02-22 00:08:13 3.1%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2020-02-21 23:33:55
13.1%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2020-02-21 22:46:15 15.6%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2020-02-21 13:53:02 12.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2020-02-21 13:24:07 6.1%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2020-02-21 13:12:25 17.2%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2020-02-20 22:43:12 3.8%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2020-02-20 15:17:13
36.8%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2020-02-20 14:44:07 10.8%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
2020-02-20 14:40:06 7.8%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2020-02-20 14:39:30 7.4%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2020-02-20 14:30:10 23.2%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2020-02-19 23:45:55 31.4%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2020-02-19 23:44:36 35.9%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2020-02-19 23:40:17 41.9%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2020-02-19 23:38:19
49.1%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2020-02-19 13:02:59 47.7%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2020-02-19 12:44:45 9.8%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2020-02-19 11:38:21 9.6%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2020-02-19 11:24:55 30.5%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2020-02-19 11:23:53 23.7%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2020-02-19 11:17:28 48.3%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2020-02-19 10:01:18 52.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2020-02-19 09:54:46 48.9%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2020-02-19 07:50:34 46.4%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2020-02-19 07:50:34 45.4%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2020-02-18 23:37:58
7.9%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2020-02-18 23:37:58
31.8%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2020-02-18 23:37:58
36.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2020-02-18 23:07:16 66.5%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2020-02-18 15:44:30
59.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2020-02-18 15:05:07 64.4%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2020-02-18 15:00:53 72.4%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2020-02-18 00:16:54 73.1%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2020-02-17 23:54:16 66.8%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2020-02-17 22:55:39 69.7%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2020-02-17 22:50:38 46.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2020-02-17 14:37:08 71.2%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2020-02-17 00:26:21 12.2%