Goat Simulator

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Game for
Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Simulation, Casual, Indie
Genres
Family Sharing Remote Play Together Remote Play on TV
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.13
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
-70
Par
57
Threshold
9h 21m
Completion
4m
Average
2019-03-15 13:20:26
Last Played
2016-09-09 13:46:37
Last Unlock & Completed
2015-01-16 17:53:52
First Unlock & Started
1 year 8 months 1 day 19 hours 52 minutes
Time Taken
22,163
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,974
… Players
361
… Expired
14,026
… in Progress
1,443
… Completed
68h 22m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 29m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.46%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
SleeplessGeordie 100% 127 29h 45m 29h 45m 2024-05-04 14:47:03
blueglue 64.57% 82 / 127 18h 7m 2024-05-02 06:56:15
Zmarzlik 100% 127 18h 4m 18h 4m 2024-05-01 18:04:03
CSX 44.09% 56 / 127 12h 9m 2024-04-30 17:39:09
imaprosto 86.61% 110 / 127 20h 42m 2024-04-27 12:47:29
Bronnix 7.09% 9 / 127 5h 39m 2024-04-25 14:14:47
Pumpin 1.57% 2 / 127 5m 2024-04-25 08:44:40
In-sight- 100% 127 52h 41m 53h 19m 2024-04-25 04:24:12
Clementine 39.37% 50 / 127 13h 46m 2024-04-23 19:11:50
ignat9999 30.71% 39 / 127 9h 51m 2024-04-21 12:23:34
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 33.0%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 17.1%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2016-09-09 13:46:37 17.1%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 16.8%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 16.5%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 13.7%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2016-09-09 13:46:37 12.0%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 11.9%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 11.5%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 9.3%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
2016-09-09 13:46:37 8.7%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2016-09-09 13:46:37 8.3%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2016-09-09 13:46:37 8.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 7.8%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 7.4%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2016-09-09 13:46:37 7.1%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2016-09-09 13:46:37 7.1%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.7%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.6%
Don't Panic
srsly
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.5%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.2%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.2%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 5.0%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.9%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.9%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.7%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.7%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.5%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.5%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.3%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.3%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.2%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.2%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
2016-09-09 13:46:37 4.0%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.9%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.9%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.8%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.5%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.5%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.3%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.2%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.2%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2016-09-09 13:46:37 3.0%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.9%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.9%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.8%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.8%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.6%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.6%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.5%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.5%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.5%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.4%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.4%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.2%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.2%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.2%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.1%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.1%
BFF
Lick a friend
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.0%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 2.0%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.9%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.9%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.9%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.9%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.8%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.8%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.7%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.6%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.5%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.4%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.4%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.4%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.3%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
2016-09-09 13:46:37 1.3%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2015-11-14 16:22:20 30.3%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2015-01-26 15:16:00 53.8%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2015-01-26 14:56:20 36.2%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2015-01-17 11:01:19 10.5%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2015-01-17 10:47:29 19.6%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2015-01-17 10:47:23 20.6%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2015-01-17 10:15:10 41.5%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2015-01-16 19:00:12 48.1%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2015-01-16 18:58:31 49.0%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2015-01-16 18:52:14 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2015-01-16 18:51:46 26.9%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2015-01-16 18:41:17 18.6%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2015-01-16 18:35:07 23.0%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2015-01-16 18:19:52 50.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2015-01-16 18:09:40 37.4%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2015-01-16 18:08:01 29.4%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2015-01-16 18:00:28 35.0%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2015-01-16 18:00:08 52.0%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2015-01-16 17:54:36 50.9%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2015-01-16 17:53:52 55.8%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles