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What are you, five?!
Get hit by five peepeepoopoo. 		34.0%
Autonomous Zone
Place 100 barricades. 		1.6%
Balloon Popper
50 headshots. Not bad kid. 		37.7%
Outperforming Game Journalists
You beat the first level. Not everyone can. 		45.2%
Defender of Freedom
Beat level 100. 		0.3%
You Dropped This
Congratulations king, you completed the warmup. All weapons will now be unlocked by default. The real challenge is about to begin. 		4.2%
Second Amendment Enjoyer
Beat level 30. 		1.8%
Themis Appreciator
Beat level 40. 		1.1%
Pulling an All-Nighter
Beat level 50. 		0.8%
Self-Defense Specialist
Beat level 60. 		0.8%
We're Gonna Need More Ammo
Beat level 70. 		0.6%
Court Loyalty Stamp Card
Beat level 80. 		0.6%
Nemesis of the Braindead
Beat level 90. 		0.5%
It's Ma'am!
Defeat your first Ma'am tank. 		6.1%
Trophy Wives
Defeat 10 Ma'am tanks. 		3.5%
Moby Dick
Defeat a landwhale. 		26.2%
Drenched
Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos. 		14.0%
Dressed for a day in Chicago
Pick up 100 armored vests. 		5.7%
Grand Master
Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt. 		0.4%
Heart Attack
Drink 100 energy drinks (don't actually do it). 		2.9%
Funny how these just showed up the day before…
Get hit by a brick. 		35.2%
Elven Aim
Achieve a 10 headshot spree. 		11.3%
Precision
Achieve a 2 headshot spree. 		44.4%
Better than Biceps
Achieve a 5 headshot spree. 		20.5%
Knife to a Gunfight
Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies. 		6.7%
You Missed Something
Miss a weapon drop (they spawn again, don't worry). 		30.2%
Anyone need a medic?
Pick up 100 health packs. 		3.8%
Streetsweeper!
Remove a tank corpse from the map. 		7.8%
Rush Hour
Defeat 50 braindead while the energy drink is still in effect. 		13.8%
Touchdown!
Chop off 10 heads. 		9.1%
Untouchable
Beat a level without getting hurt. 		11.9%