Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Back to the Menu
Click *yourself* back to the menu 		2019-11-04 16:12:26
78.2%
Returned to the Menu
Clicked the next puzzle button in the first stage 		2019-09-21 17:58:04
85.6%
Car Wash
Complete the first puzzle 		2019-09-21 17:58:01 87.3%
Cheater
Click the hint button 30 times 		2019-09-21 17:56:39
50.3%
TLDR
Skip the Introduction story 		2019-09-21 17:56:18 94.8%
Silent but Violent
Turn off the In-Game Music 		2019-09-21 17:56:08 70.6%
Aroused
Click a tiny dick 5 times 		17.8%
Beater
Click a tiny dick 50 times 		17.8%
Strong arm
Click a tiny dick 500 times 		16.7%
Down to the bone
Click a tiny dick 5000 times 		15.3%
His power is over 9000!
Click a tiny dick 9001 times 		15.2%
PIXEL DICK
You noticed you have a small dick to play with 		17.9%
Half Way House
Complete 5 Puzzles
56.2%
Did I Just see that?
Complete the game 		51.5%
Start Over
Start a new game with progress of a least 5 completed puzzles 		23.6%
Complete the final stage
Sticky Eggplant 		51.5%
Something Fishy
Complete the second puzzle 		76.7%
Something Fishy Too
Complete the second second puzzle 		67.2%
Trying to make Moooves
Complete the cow puzzle 		60.5%
The Peeper
Pressed against the glass 		54.7%
Windows Vista
Slowly pressed against the glass 		53.3%
Steamed Dumplings
Get over here 		52.6%
Wax On Wacks Off
Hands On 		52.0%
Just the Tip
What a mouthful 		51.7%
Puzzle Master
Complete a puzzle without using the hint button 		72.3%
Best Buds
Couchtime
15.0%
Windows is Sex-p
Sushi??? 		52.1%
Illiterate
Skip the story dialogs 200 times 		31.6%
Erect
Click a tiny dick 10 times 		17.8%
Impatient
Skip the story dialogues 20 times 		54.6%
When I think about you I touch myself
Click a tiny dick 100 times 		17.7%
Rawhide!
Click a tiny dick 1000 times 		16.4%
Master-baiter
Click a tiny dick 10000 times 		15.2%
Strokin'
Click a tiny dick 20 times 		17.8%
Rub one out
Click a tiny dick 200 times 		17.4%