Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Dishonorable Discharge
Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence. 		55.1%
Number of the Beam
Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy. 		28.3%
Take All The Credit
Watch the credits till the end. 		41.6%
"Absolute Beginners"
Complete level 1. 		77.4%
"Glory of Glorb"
Complete level 10. 		48.0%
"Glitching on the Ceiling"
Complete level 11. 		46.4%
"The Final Clonedown"
Complete level 12. 		45.8%
"Manic Mond-eye"
Complete level 2. 		73.7%
"Holding Back The Tears"
Complete level 3. 		68.8%
"How Will Eye Know"
Complete level 4. 		61.3%
"The Beam Always Shines on TV"
Complete level 5. 		55.3%
"True Clonors"
Complete level 6. 		53.1%
"Rock Me Eye-madeus"
Complete level 7. 		49.6%
"Highway to the Danger-clone"
Complete level 8. 		48.7%
"When the Glorbing Gets Glorb, the Glorb Get Glorbing"
Complete level 9. 		47.8%
BFCSC 2086
You detect a signal...
40.1%
Boombox
Trigger 20 explosions in a single level. 		45.4%
Glorbo Welcomes
Listen to Glorbo on level 10.
32.3%
Logan's Run
Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?! 		27.3%
Claws of Capitalism
Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on. 		30.1%
Laserboy
What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs. 		25.9%
Completionist
Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement. 		26.5%
Like You Found It
Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice. 		29.7%
Bad Directions
Follow the misleading Exit sign. 		37.8%
In Plain Sight
Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets. 		40.4%
D-C60
Find the first tape. There are more. 		63.6%
D-C90
Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing. 		28.3%
Wrong Turn
Find another way out of level 11. 		46.3%
Capitalist Ecowarrior
Get rid of your first biotoxic barrel. Mother Nature approves (mostly).
68.4%
Own Worst Enemy
Disintegrate a clone. That's gotta feel weird.
46.9%
Can't Make an Omelette
Crack open a fancy clone pod. That's one less of you I guess.
41.4%
Hazard Pay
Dematerialize a hazmat guard. Can't blame you really.
65.1%
Em... Er... Eye
Destroy a costly MRI machine. Don't worry. It was being used for evil.
30.3%
Technically Incorrect
Vaporize a technician. It's going to be ok. There are many others.
74.8%
Exceeds Expectations
Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence) 		44.0%
Two-Four-Five
In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him. 		34.5%
Baker's Dozen
Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some. 		45.8%
99 Dead Ba-Clones
Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune. 		35.9%
Bitmap Mayhem
Obliterate 256 hazmat guards. 		42.5%
One-Eye Army
Obliterate 50 hazmat guards. 		54.1%
Jeff
Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know. 		37.6%
Clearance Sale
Destroy 100 objects. Big and small. 		55.3%
Spring Cleaning
Destroy 500 objects. Woof. 		37.1%
Eye of the Storm
Destroy The Scientist, who's exactly who he seems to be.
45.3%
Not Making Any Friends
Disintegrate 20 technicians. 		60.1%
Where Did You All Go?
Disintegrate 86 technicians. 		40.0%
Glitch Peace a Chance
Complete level 11 with no casualties. 		26.3%
Brotherly Love
Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you. 		26.7%
See No Evil
Complete level 3 with no casualties. 		32.7%
Campaign for Ocular Disarmament
Complete level 4 with no casualties. 		26.0%
Invisible Touch
Complete level 5 with no casualties. 		25.8%
Pacifist Rim
Complete level 6 with no casualties. 		25.9%
Love is in the Air
Complete level 7 with no casualties. 		26.8%
Conscientious Objector
Complete level 8 with no casualties. 		26.2%
Glorbo Loves
Complete level 9 with no casualties. 		26.1%
Wake Up
Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality. 		45.6%