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Got the Girl
Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl. 		2018-01-03 01:31:53 73.0%
You Did It! Kind of.
You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more? 		2018-01-03 01:29:13 85.4%
I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game. 		2018-01-03 01:28:48
85.7%
Big Spender
Spent one hundred coins. 		2018-01-03 01:15:05 91.0%
Hole in the wall
Discovered a hidey-hole! 		2018-01-03 01:11:42
78.4%
These Used To Come Standard
Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs. 		2018-01-03 01:08:11 94.1%
Master of Unlocking
Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die. 		15.1%
Nice Try
You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free! 		19.5%
Man That's Really Fast!
Beat Live Freemium or Die 100%, really fast!
3.5%
Not Exactly Noble
Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
40.3%
Story is Important
You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats? 		26.9%
My favorite awardment
I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
56.4%
You maniacs! You blew it up!
You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.
37.6%
Who's a Good Player?
Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
45.0%
I Get That Reference!
Ended the Comedian's reign of terror.
18.0%
Catch them all
Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign. 		76.4%
Everyone Gets This One
You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though? 		66.5%
At Least It's Not Stamps
Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign. 		43.6%
Consumerism
You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign! 		66.4%
Man That's Fast!
Beat the DLC Quest campaign 100%, really fast!
3.6%
Anything For An Awardment
Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez. 		29.7%
Still Better Than Stamps
Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die. 		22.4%