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Amnesia badge
Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love? 		81.6%
Ankle bracelet
Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart. 		35.1%
Ball and chain
Worth it...? 		21.1%
Bestie's ribbon
Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression. 		18.6%
Filthy bucket
Emptied one a month, washed once a year. 		17.2%
Cheesy Laptop
Excess cheddar voids the warranty. 		30.2%
Creator bracelets
He can take many forms... including the wrong one. 		30.5%
Mind opening crystal
Opens minds, wallets and skulls. 		32.0%
Diana
She eats better than you, probably. 		21.5%
Employee of the Decade
Does not come with an increase in pay. 		48.6%
Fake degree
Nobody checks these things... right? 		28.0%
Fake moustache
Would someone with a moustache lie to you? 		24.7%
Important book
If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent. 		61.6%
Influencer's Necklace
Solid gold, just like his content. 		16.2%
Influencer's phone
It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence. 		26.7%
Kitchen Knife
Extremely well used... just not for cooking. 		18.5%
A million bucks
Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money. 		22.6%
Megaphone
Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility! 		23.1%
Memorial portrait
Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer. 		21.1%
Muzzle
Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably. 		8.0%
Reminder
Disagreehab isn't usually this effective... 		19.5%
Nuclear football
Who needs policies anyway? 		19.5%
Photocopier
"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?" 		33.9%
Podcast microphone
So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you! 		22.5%
Porcelein possum
You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much! 		23.7%
Possum
Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth... 		23.3%
Potted cactus
But where was she going without ever knowing the way? 		28.1%
Rose
The heart wants what it wants. 		13.8%
TennisRacket
Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face. 		52.3%
Torch
The batteries always last until they're needed. 		13.3%
Trucker Hat
Ayup. That's a hat. 		10.1%
Waifu-Chan Poster
Designed to appeal to those who don't. 		10.9%
X-rays
The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged. 		37.4%