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Goat Simulator

Updated 3 years ago

Game for
Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Casual, Indie, Simulation
Genres
Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together Family Sharing
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.12
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
+25
Par
42
Threshold
26h 28m
Last Unlock Playtime
170h 30m
Estimated
1h 33m
Average
2018-12-18 13:57:27
Last Played
2018-12-18 13:56:36
Last Unlock
2015-06-16 12:49:11
First Unlock & Started
3 years 6 months 3 weeks 1 hour 7 minutes
Time Taken
22,143
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,957
… Players
360
… Expired
14,015
… in Progress
1,441
… Completed
68h 26m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 30m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.46%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Zmarzlik 100% 127 18h 4m 18h 4m 2024-05-01 18:04:03
CSX 44.09% 56 / 127 12h 9m 2024-04-30 17:39:09
SleeplessGeordie 67.72% 86 / 127 15h 35m 2024-04-27 21:57:35
imaprosto 86.61% 110 / 127 20h 42m 2024-04-27 12:47:29
Bronnix 7.09% 9 / 127 5h 39m 2024-04-25 14:14:47
Pumpin 1.57% 2 / 127 5m 2024-04-25 08:44:40
In-sight- 100% 127 52h 41m 53h 19m 2024-04-25 04:24:12
Clementine 39.37% 50 / 127 13h 46m 2024-04-23 19:11:50
ignat9999 30.71% 39 / 127 9h 51m 2024-04-21 12:23:34
FoggyBrain 1.57% 2 / 127 17m 2024-04-19 03:20:35
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2015-06-28 22:36:06 7.8%
Don't Panic
srsly
2015-06-28 22:36:06 5.5%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2015-06-28 22:36:06 4.1%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2015-06-23 01:22:51 19.6%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2015-06-19 13:59:56 29.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2015-06-16 14:32:48 37.4%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2015-06-16 14:31:30 26.9%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2015-06-16 14:31:00 25.5%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2015-06-16 14:16:58 50.4%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2015-06-16 14:04:13 41.5%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2015-06-16 13:46:22 53.8%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2015-06-16 13:32:13 48.1%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2015-06-16 13:30:39 49.0%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2015-06-16 13:28:35 18.6%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2015-06-16 12:56:26 50.9%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2015-06-16 12:55:45 55.8%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2015-06-16 12:49:11 52.0%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
36.2%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
35.0%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
33.0%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
30.3%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
23.0%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
20.6%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
17.1%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
17.1%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
16.8%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
16.5%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.7%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
12.0%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
11.9%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.5%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
10.5%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
9.3%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.7%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
8.3%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
8.2%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.4%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
7.1%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.1%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.7%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.6%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.2%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.0%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.9%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.9%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.7%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.3%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.2%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.2%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.2%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2.9%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.8%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.6%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.5%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.2%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.2%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.1%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%
BFF
Lick a friend
2.0%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.0%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.8%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.7%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.7%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.7%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.5%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.5%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.5%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.4%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles