Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Really Hot Mail
If you get this joke, you are pretty old 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
9.2%
SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB
Autoclicker detected, deleting game 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
6.6%
Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one
Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
3.6%
Shaqcide
Boomshaqalaka 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
6.8%
Oh the huge vanity
#nofilter 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
23.9%
Taking sides
I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
13.2%
Plenty of phish in the sea
And nothing of value was lost 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
21.6%
Harrycide
Ur a wizard now Harry 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
9.1%
You've hit rock bottom
You truely have 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
5.2%
Gandalfcide
He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
13.5%
Bob, your mucus
Mother puss bucket 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
12.9%
Dark Or White Chocolate?
Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
12.6%
Merlincide
Shop's closed, go see the other wizards 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
15.3%
Magicide
The act of commiting murder on a wizard 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
15.8%
Who you gonna call?
This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
18.1%
Forged by, with, and for pure evil
Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
19.2%
How many hats can a man own!?
Five, the answer is five. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
19.6%
Who cares about you Lachhh
We do. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
35.4%
It just looks like a fancy fax
This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
20.9%
Four thousand more years
Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
22.4%
I've no idea what to do here
But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
20.5%
I've seen enough
To know where this is going 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
32.3%
IMONABOAT
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
25.0%
This is a T rated game
The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
33.4%
Brap brap brap
How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway? 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
42.9%
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm laughin straight to the bank with this 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
37.5%
tnemeveihcA
emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
44.4%
It's all about me, ME
Good job you unlocked the Selfone 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
50.9%
A dark secret
But what is it? 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
47.7%
Progress, not perfection
Today is a new day for being a new you 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
53.3%
Adam West Award
Batman's eternal torment 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
59.2%
You've got mail
Bro, you like, totally got mail. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
65.4%
Damned fine cup of coffee
Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have. 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
72.0%
BRAAINS
Bigger IS better 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
85.3%
Braaains
In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked 		2017-12-17 16:00:41
92.7%