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A dark secret
But what is it? 		2019-11-03 13:28:52
47.7%
Progress, not perfection
Today is a new day for being a new you 		2017-07-03 00:10:28
53.3%
Oh the huge vanity
#nofilter 		2017-07-01 15:45:25
23.9%
It's all about me, ME
Good job you unlocked the Selfone 		2017-07-01 15:42:33
50.9%
Adam West Award
Batman's eternal torment 		2017-07-01 15:23:47
59.2%
You've got mail
Bro, you like, totally got mail. 		2017-07-01 15:19:03
65.4%
Damned fine cup of coffee
Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have. 		2017-07-01 14:58:49
72.0%
BRAAINS
Bigger IS better 		2017-07-01 14:49:38
85.3%
Braaains
In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked 		2017-07-01 14:46:01
92.7%
Brap brap brap
How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
42.9%
This is a T rated game
The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
33.4%
IMONABOAT
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
25.0%
Magicide
The act of commiting murder on a wizard
15.8%
Merlincide
Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
15.3%
Gandalfcide
He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
13.5%
Harrycide
Ur a wizard now Harry
9.1%
Shaqcide
Boomshaqalaka
6.8%
tnemeveihcA
emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
44.4%
I've no idea what to do here
But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
20.5%
Taking sides
I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
13.3%
You've hit rock bottom
You truely have
5.2%
Four thousand more years
Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
22.4%
It just looks like a fancy fax
This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
20.9%
Bob, your mucus
Mother puss bucket
12.9%
How many hats can a man own!?
Five, the answer is five.
19.6%
Who cares about you Lachhh
We do.
35.4%
SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB
Autoclicker detected, deleting game
6.6%
Plenty of phish in the sea
And nothing of value was lost
21.6%
Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one
Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
3.6%
Who you gonna call?
This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
18.1%
Really Hot Mail
If you get this joke, you are pretty old
9.2%
Forged by, with, and for pure evil
Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
19.2%
I've seen enough
To know where this is going
32.3%
Dark Or White Chocolate?
Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
12.6%
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
37.5%