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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2024-04-01 01:53:34 23.2%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2024-04-01 01:06:48 23.7%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2024-04-01 00:43:30 7.7%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2024-04-01 00:43:02
3.2%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2024-04-01 00:43:02
5.0%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2024-03-31 23:47:09 2.5%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2024-03-31 23:17:32 9.6%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2024-03-31 22:29:09
13.1%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2024-03-31 22:00:14 10.8%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2024-03-31 21:46:05
7.9%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2024-03-31 21:39:26
31.8%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2024-03-31 20:09:38 7.4%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2024-03-31 20:04:08 30.5%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2024-03-18 02:00:04 12.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2024-03-18 01:17:44 6.1%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2024-03-18 00:52:51 17.2%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2024-03-18 00:10:16 46.4%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2023-07-08 04:37:07 31.4%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2023-07-08 04:31:32
49.1%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2023-07-08 04:31:04
12.7%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2023-07-08 03:35:54 52.5%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2023-07-08 03:20:46 35.9%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2023-07-08 03:20:34 48.3%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2023-07-08 03:10:17 47.7%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2023-07-08 01:37:43 41.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2023-07-08 00:54:26
36.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2023-07-08 00:17:24 66.5%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2023-07-07 23:37:01
59.5%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2023-07-01 21:59:32 45.4%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2023-07-01 21:38:24 48.9%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2023-07-01 21:12:14 71.2%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2023-07-01 20:54:07 66.8%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2023-07-01 20:36:26 72.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2023-07-01 20:28:09 64.4%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2023-07-01 20:26:21 69.7%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2023-07-01 20:23:29 46.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2023-07-01 20:20:23 15.6%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2023-07-01 19:54:04 73.2%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2023-07-01 18:12:50
36.8%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
6.2%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2.7%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
3.8%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
8.4%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
3.1%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
7.8%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
3.8%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
9.8%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2.5%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2.7%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
12.2%