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Look ma, I'm a HOBO!
Construct your homeless beggar sign. 		2022-04-25 19:45:35 46.0%
No Way Trailer Home
Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices. 		1.1%
We still ain't got no budget!
Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages. 		4.4%
One Side, Gramps
Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter. 		7.4%
Don't forget to wash your hands!
Flush after taking a piss in a toilet. 		9.5%
PISSASSO
Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss. 		2.3%
Breezy, not sleezy
Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit. 		6.6%
Holocaust: Part Trois
Reunite with an old enemy, again. 		4.6%
4 can play that game!
Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator. 		1.1%
And remember, respect is everything!
Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive. 		12.6%
Mean Kitty
As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks. 		1.6%
Lynched
Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ. 		2.3%
Lame of Thrones
Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone. 		1.1%
Yippee Ki-Yay
Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye. 		1.5%
Scooter Tutor
Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter. 		1.0%
Highscore, what does that mean?
Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge. 		1.7%
Can we fix it? No we can't!
Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand. 		2.7%
Dude Vinci Code
Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings. 		1.7%
One of Uwe's Best
Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges). 		0.5%
Still playing with dolls!
Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles. 		0.6%
Roadhouse
Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people. 		1.1%
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Discover the secret crack den. 		3.7%
Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
Complete the game with no kills. 		0.7%