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Obtain Gas Masks
Dystopian chic 		2023-02-01 02:33:24 50.6%
Bad at Videogames
Fall off the dock an unacceptable number of times 		2021-11-16 19:11:08 18.2%
Corporate Ladder
Sorry, you can't climb those ladders, but here's an achievement 		2021-11-16 19:10:31 18.7%
Obtain Haymarket Bomb
A powerful historical artifact! 		2021-05-16 16:05:41 39.2%
Obtain Pipe Wrench
Heavy-hitting pipe fitting 		2021-05-16 15:49:02 72.0%
Good at Videogames
Get farther than the developers could in endless mode 		6.3%
Obtain Socialized Medicine
Regain Lost Health 		24.5%
Historical Accuracy
Stage Haymarket reenactment 		10.3%
Joined the Conversation
Offer friendly riot police officers a coke 		12.3%
Liberation!
Unlock all three extra workers at level start 		13.6%
Obtain Monkey Wrench
Sabotage shuriken 		41.8%
Obtain Fishing Nets
Trap enemies in place 		15.6%
Not Now
Liberate a building at the worst possible time 		20.4%
Pacifist
Get through any street fighting level without throwing anything or hurting anyone 		8.1%
Golden Parachute
Catch big air with a pigeon 		5.0%
Obtain Popsi Cans
What a treat! 		15.6%
You Can Definitely Outrun Them
Avoid fighting every segway cop in a level 		9.1%
Obtain Riot Shield
I'm rubber, and you're glue 		15.9%
Skippity Skip, Skip
Get a ride with GuaiHair
5.0%
Obtain Snowballs
Stop your opponents cold 		18.0%
Obtain Solidarity Megaphone
Temporary boost to workers 		20.4%
Obtain Sunglasses
To better deal with lasers 		20.2%
Corporate Takeover
Take down Chet's sphere by getting to the controls instead of throwing things at it 		7.2%
Obtain Tracksuit
Run faster. Cheeki Breeki. 		10.2%
Obtain Bulletproof Vest
Bullets do less damage 		24.1%
Obtain Throwing Wood Axe
Sport of the future 		23.8%
Yeet the Rich
Overthrow the regime 		17.9%
Obtain Boots
Less knockback from fire hoses 		20.7%
Obtain Chainsaw
So gross 		22.6%
Obtain Riot Dog
A faithful comrade in battle 		9.8%
Net Gains
Capture a slippery capitalist in a net 		8.2%