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Ornithorhynchologist
You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 8.6%
Catwalk Queen
High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 9.4%
Sadist
Picking at fresh wounds. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 9.7%
Hung out to dry
He'll get around somehow. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 10.4%
Voyeur
So what? It's the only peep-show in town. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 11.5%
That kid is fast as lightning
Admit it: That was dumb luck! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 11.2%
Knock knock!
Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 13.3%
Smack him!
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 13.1%
Talent Scout
15 minutes of fame. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 13.6%
Tough Guy!
Didn't feel a thing. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 15.2%
Ignorance is Bliss
Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 16.2%
Quality Assurance
Does this smell like chloroform? 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 15.5%
Russian roulette
You jump, I jump … not! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 17.2%
Micropayment
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 18.0%
Master of Darkness
The darkest Room Escape Game ever. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 19.4%
Daring Sharpshooter
I didn't mean to wind her up. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 20.7%
Darwin Award
Cut my life into pieces. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 21.6%
Food Inspector
Where's the fume extractor hood? 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 23.1%
Surgeon simulator
Which place do I stick it in... ? 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 35.3%
Zombie Apocalypse
They seemed a bit bitey. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 37.4%
Vampire's Kiss
Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 38.9%
Hand over heart
At least I got the lyrics right. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 39.0%
Saturday Night Fever
Disco ain't dead! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 41.1%
Huzzah – he's off now for real
The hardest part is letting go. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 45.1%
Mission: Impossible
He's just no fun person to hang out with. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 44.6%
Demagogue
I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 45.5%
Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo
Elysium in hand's reach... 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 45.6%
Remembrance of Things Past
Tell it to the marines! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 46.3%
Bozo is back!
Pirates have feelings, too. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 46.3%
Laundry Day
So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public? 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 44.7%
Magic Mushroom Picker
Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 46.2%
Rufus to the rescue
I'd be an amazing dad! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 46.6%
Cameo
Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 46.6%
A true friend
Self-sacrifices and bla. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 47.2%
Doppelganger
Mirror mirror on the wall... 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 45.6%
Hide and seek
Doors – useful AND sexy. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 47.6%
Long time no see
Not that I actually need it. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 49.4%
Basic Instinct
What has been seen cannot be unseen. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 49.8%
Teamwork!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 49.5%
Porta Fisco Carnival
Throw me something, Mister! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 49.6%
Huzzah - three times the crap
Three of a kind beats king high. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 52.4%
Third time's a charm
When shall we three meet again? 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 52.4%
Groundhog Day
Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 53.0%
Huzzah – he completely f*cked up
Enjoy your fall. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 53.2%
Caffeine Crackie
I think that robot fluffed into my coffee. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 53.6%
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps
The old switcheroo. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 55.0%
Free Toffee
Animals don't belong in cages. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 56.3%
Huzzah – with helium gas
Have Helium – Will Travel 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 62.7%
Ludicrous Speed
Light speed is too slow! 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 62.8%
Huzzah – good things come in threes
Third time's a charm. 		2023-04-22 12:38:46 67.9%