- -12
- Par
- 56
- Threshold
- 31h 47m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 9h 48m
- Estimated
- 28m
- Average
- 2023-03-11 17:43:35
- Last Unlock
- 2023-02-05 18:27:22
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 month 3 days 23 hours 16 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mustafa [PL] | 51.69% | 46 / 89 | 13h 35m | 2024-06-04 19:02:39 | |||
prosto_costa | 95.51% | 85 / 89 | 124h 55m | 2024-06-02 17:59:44 | |||
mr.Hate | 69.66% | 62 / 89 | 13h 31m | 2024-06-01 08:01:06 | |||
Millie | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 49m | 2024-05-28 18:43:10 | |||
залупа ивановна | 28.09% | 25 / 89 | 5h 49m | 2024-05-28 04:02:47 | |||
Mack A. Rony | 56.18% | 50 / 89 | 22h 51m | 2024-05-27 16:38:02 | |||
Faexill | 6.74% | 6 / 89 | 1h 35m | 2024-05-26 20:42:22 | |||
Jelloriki | 46.07% | 41 / 89 | 20h 35m | 2024-05-24 05:04:58 | |||
SauceyIbrahim | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 50m | 2024-05-19 18:38:53 | |||
Why I Lose | 96.63% | 86 / 89 | 45h 24m | 2024-05-18 22:17:08 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2023-03-11
17:43:35
|
6.5% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2023-03-06 17:25:25 | 9.4% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2023-02-16 22:54:31 | 4.4% | ||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2023-02-16 22:05:50 | 7.7% | ||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2023-02-16 22:03:12 | 3.8% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2023-02-13 20:32:11 | 13.2% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2023-02-13 20:27:42 | 4.1% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2023-02-08 06:21:13 | 4.5% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2023-02-08 05:52:16 | 8.4% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2023-02-08 05:29:21 | 17.0% | ||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2023-02-08 05:16:57 | 4.1% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2023-02-08 05:12:22 | 3.6% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2023-02-07 07:17:48 | 10.5% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2023-02-07 06:44:14 | 4.8% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2023-02-07
05:14:21
|
9.2% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2023-02-07 05:10:54 | 14.1% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2023-02-07 04:44:12 | 9.8% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2023-02-07 01:34:25 | 8.8% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2023-02-06
20:00:46
|
17.0% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2023-02-06 19:31:10 | 10.7% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2023-02-06
19:14:53
|
13.4% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2023-02-06 18:33:53 | 5.4% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2023-02-06 06:23:19 | 20.4% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2023-02-06
06:15:28
|
5.5% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2023-02-06
06:11:52
|
8.3% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2023-02-06 05:57:50 | 12.9% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2023-02-06 05:50:14 | 6.5% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2023-02-06 05:50:14 | 6.1% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2023-02-06 05:43:34 | 29.5% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2023-02-06 05:42:58 | 30.4% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2023-02-06 05:33:05 | 9.8% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2023-02-06 05:26:49 | 9.5% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2023-02-06 05:01:37 | 17.7% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2023-02-06
04:23:07
|
5.0% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2023-02-06
03:46:19
|
5.3% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2023-02-06 03:34:42 | 9.2% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2023-02-06
03:12:32
|
9.3% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2023-02-06
02:50:55
|
8.7% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2023-02-06 02:49:47 | 11.1% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2023-02-06
02:47:29
|
19.8% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2023-02-06
02:40:51
|
9.6% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2023-02-06
02:39:06
|
15.9% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2023-02-06 02:32:15 | 9.5% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2023-02-06 01:30:25 | 20.7% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2023-02-06 01:26:25 | 18.5% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2023-02-06 01:02:40 | 14.6% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2023-02-06 00:54:22 | 24.0% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2023-02-06 00:10:12 | 18.6% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2023-02-05 23:40:52 | 26.4% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2023-02-05 23:02:34 | 32.2% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2023-02-05 23:01:44 | 36.2% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2023-02-05
23:01:22
|
18.4% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2023-02-05 22:20:30 | 33.4% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2023-02-05 22:20:29 | 46.9% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2023-02-05 22:17:46 | 61.2% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2023-02-05 22:12:32 | 15.3% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2023-02-05 22:02:30 | 51.1% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2023-02-05 22:00:35 | 32.6% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2023-02-05 21:59:02 | 37.1% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2023-02-05 21:21:17 | 8.5% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2023-02-05 21:14:57 | 12.6% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2023-02-05 20:43:44 | 29.9% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2023-02-05 20:38:51 | 44.6% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2023-02-05 20:36:43 | 51.3% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2023-02-05 20:32:27 | 48.6% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2023-02-05 19:58:19 | 55.6% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2023-02-05 18:50:12 | 66.0% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2023-02-05
18:27:22
|
26.8% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
8.3% | |||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
6.9% | |||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
6.2% | |||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
6.2% | |||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
5.6% | |||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
4.9% | |||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
4.7% | |||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
4.7% | |||
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
4.6% | |||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
4.6% | |||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
4.2% | |||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
3.9% | |||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
3.8% | |||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
3.7% | |||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
3.4% | |||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% | |||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% | |||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% |