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Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet. 		9.2%
All the Things
You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.
1.0%
Appeasement
Jeff is satisfied. 		2.3%
Completionist
That's... a lot of badges. 		1.8%
Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links. 		1.7%
Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go? 		1.5%
Inefficient Use of Human Resources
Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency
8.9%
Jimfanticide
Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.
11.5%
Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite. 		2.2%
Meet Jeff
What does the fuzzy thing do? 		89.1%
Merciful Leader
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize! 		1.9%
Milecide
One thousand knights squandered.
14.3%
There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along. 		1.7%
No Vacancy
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point? 		2.5%
Enter Orbit
SPAAAAAAACE!
3.8%
Patricide
You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source. 		30.5%
Rapid Sacrifice
Beating all the clocks. 		1.9%
Room For One More
How did you do that?
1.6%
Soul Crushing
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security. 		2.4%
Stress Relief
Some days you just want to sacrifice some knights.
14.3%
You Know We Had To
Where have I heard that scream before?
30.4%