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Hung out to dry
He'll get around somehow. 		2023-06-18 07:48:27 10.3%
Ornithorhynchologist
You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. 		2023-06-18 07:20:18 8.6%
Food Inspector
Where's the fume extractor hood? 		2023-06-18 07:00:43 23.1%
Voyeur
So what? It's the only peep-show in town. 		2023-06-18 04:30:03 11.5%
Knock knock!
Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire! 		2023-06-18 03:57:55 13.3%
Daring Sharpshooter
I didn't mean to wind her up. 		2023-06-18 03:39:16 20.7%
That kid is fast as lightning
Admit it: That was dumb luck! 		2023-06-18 03:34:45 11.2%
Tough Guy!
Didn't feel a thing. 		2023-06-18 03:33:32 15.1%
Catwalk Queen
High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion. 		2023-06-18 03:13:21 9.4%
Russian roulette
You jump, I jump … not! 		2023-06-18 03:07:38 17.2%
Smack him!
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 		2023-06-18 03:02:27 13.0%
Sadist
Picking at fresh wounds. 		2023-06-18 02:54:31 9.7%
Talent Scout
15 minutes of fame. 		2023-06-18 02:36:17 13.5%
Huzzah – he's off now for real
The hardest part is letting go. 		2023-06-18 02:15:06 45.1%
Hand over heart
At least I got the lyrics right. 		2023-06-18 01:56:23 39.0%
Demagogue
I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes. 		2023-06-18 01:53:51 45.5%
Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo
Elysium in hand's reach... 		2023-06-18 01:47:59 45.6%
Bozo is back!
Pirates have feelings, too. 		2023-06-17 15:29:00 46.3%
Cameo
Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea! 		2023-06-17 15:20:54 46.6%
Mission: Impossible
He's just no fun person to hang out with. 		2023-06-17 15:07:11 44.6%
Rufus to the rescue
I'd be an amazing dad! 		2023-06-08 13:56:55 46.6%
Surgeon simulator
Which place do I stick it in... ? 		2023-06-08 13:34:39 35.3%
A true friend
Self-sacrifices and bla. 		2023-06-07 14:45:59 47.2%
Long time no see
Not that I actually need it. 		2023-06-06 15:27:20 49.4%
Teamwork!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 		2023-06-06 15:18:17 49.5%
Magic Mushroom Picker
Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter. 		2023-06-06 15:07:05 46.2%
Master of Darkness
The darkest Room Escape Game ever. 		2023-06-06 14:51:01 19.4%
Zombie Apocalypse
They seemed a bit bitey. 		2023-06-06 14:35:25 37.4%
Porta Fisco Carnival
Throw me something, Mister! 		2023-06-04 14:04:39 49.6%
Huzzah - three times the crap
Three of a kind beats king high. 		2023-06-04 13:48:55 52.4%
Third time's a charm
When shall we three meet again? 		2023-06-04 13:43:34 52.4%
Vampire's Kiss
Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo. 		2023-06-04 13:23:50 38.9%
Groundhog Day
Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths 		2023-06-04 13:04:45 53.0%
Darwin Award
Cut my life into pieces. 		2023-06-04 13:00:59 21.6%
Huzzah – he completely f*cked up
Enjoy your fall. 		2023-06-04 12:47:52 53.2%
Ignorance is Bliss
Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out! 		2023-06-04 12:40:25 16.2%
Saturday Night Fever
Disco ain't dead! 		2023-06-04 12:37:49 41.1%
Caffeine Crackie
I think that robot fluffed into my coffee. 		2023-06-04 12:25:39 53.6%
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps
The old switcheroo. 		2023-06-02 14:47:47 55.0%
Hide and seek
Doors – useful AND sexy. 		2023-06-02 14:44:58 47.6%
Doppelganger
Mirror mirror on the wall... 		2023-06-02 14:36:50 45.6%
Quality Assurance
Does this smell like chloroform? 		2023-06-02 14:31:30 15.5%
Laundry Day
So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public? 		2023-06-02 14:17:19 44.7%
Free Toffee
Animals don't belong in cages. 		2023-06-02 13:56:06 56.3%
Micropayment
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. 		2023-05-22 14:41:49 18.0%
Basic Instinct
What has been seen cannot be unseen. 		2023-05-22 14:16:28 49.8%
Huzzah – with helium gas
Have Helium – Will Travel 		2023-05-22 13:28:19 62.7%
Ludicrous Speed
Light speed is too slow! 		2023-05-22 13:25:06 62.9%
Remembrance of Things Past
Tell it to the marines! 		2023-05-22 13:23:07 46.3%
Huzzah – good things come in threes
Third time's a charm. 		2023-05-22 13:11:11 67.9%