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That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. 		2022-04-24 19:14:26 6.3%
Jewel of the Bargain Bin
Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex 		2022-04-24 19:12:08 3.3%
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 		2022-04-24 18:54:39 8.2%
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 		2022-04-24 18:18:22 7.2%
Coastal Postal
Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 		2022-04-24 17:38:12 4.6%
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground 		2022-04-24 16:59:46 1.6%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". 		2022-04-24 08:19:53 1.1%
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. 		2022-04-24 08:17:31 7.4%
Who Is Teratomo?
Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. 		2022-04-24 08:16:10 7.4%
Zoologist
Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! 		2022-04-24 08:04:41 6.5%
Botanist
Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! 		2022-04-24 08:00:49 5.9%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. 		2022-04-22 18:48:01 2.2%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! 		2022-04-22 18:42:31 8.9%
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. 		2022-04-22 18:04:54 2.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. 		2022-04-22 16:54:32 9.0%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! 		2022-04-22 15:27:51 11.6%
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! 		2022-04-22 06:11:50 25.0%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... 		2022-04-21 05:11:44 18.0%
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. 		2022-04-20 19:32:56 2.9%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. 		2022-04-20 19:21:41 16.2%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. 		2022-04-20 18:26:30 8.0%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. 		2022-04-19 20:11:12 19.1%
Old Game Master
Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. 		2022-04-19 17:37:30 0.9%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. 		2022-04-18 20:06:13 10.7%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! 		2022-04-18 19:39:03 34.6%
No Refunds
Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! 		2022-04-17 18:47:24 2.0%
Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! 		2022-04-17 18:45:33 14.0%
Old Game Alliance
Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. 		2022-04-17 18:45:33 0.9%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! 		2022-04-17 18:44:55 28.9%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. 		2022-04-17 18:44:43 28.9%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! 		2022-04-17 17:24:06 30.7%
Open Sesame
Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... 		2022-04-15 20:02:42 30.5%
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... 		2022-04-15 18:06:25 7.0%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. 		2022-04-15 17:13:19 24.1%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. 		2022-04-15 07:39:08 36.6%
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. 		2022-04-15 07:14:19 38.3%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! 		2022-04-15 06:48:17 41.8%
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. 		2022-04-15 05:32:06 15.9%
Cragclaw Defeated
Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! 		2022-04-15 05:32:06 57.1%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! 		2022-04-15 05:19:35 58.1%
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! 		2022-04-15 04:45:41 77.8%
A Little Help, Please
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. 		2022-04-15 04:24:13 32.1%
Don't Cross the Streams
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. 		2022-04-15 04:23:39 38.3%
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... 		2022-04-15 04:20:29 40.7%
Flippin' the bird
Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. 		2022-04-14 20:21:30 66.4%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! 		2022-04-14 20:15:48 65.9%
Phone Home
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! 		2022-04-14 20:11:16 84.4%
Aaaaaaand we're back
You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! 		2022-04-14 20:11:12 74.4%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! 		2022-04-14 20:10:27 4.6%
He Slimed Me
Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. 		2022-04-14 19:51:15 91.6%
Colonizer
Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? 		2022-04-14 19:46:10 96.0%