Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Bad Guy
You've done your time.
2020-08-07 04:52:34 12.5%
Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
2020-08-07 04:52:34 0.7%
Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class!
2020-08-07 04:52:34 0.8%
Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
2020-08-07 04:52:34 0.7%
True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 5.4%
Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 4.5%
Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.7%
You have a computer!
Now play some games.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 10.8%
Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.7%
Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 14.9%
10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.9%
You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 5.0%
I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.1%
A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.8%
Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.6%
Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.3%
Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
2019-10-06 18:21:27 3.2%
Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 2.3%
Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.0%
1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 7.5%
Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 3.0%
Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 11.0%
Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.7%
Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 3.7%
Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 13.0%
Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 6.8%
Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 36.3%
Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 2.3%
First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 0.9%
Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 17.1%
Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 4.2%
Dakar rally
You just keep on going.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 10.1%
Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 8.9%
Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 1.0%
Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
2019-10-06 18:21:27 2.8%
And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 42.4%
Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 5.8%
A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 31.5%
Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 2.4%
Pimped!
That really does it.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 4.1%
An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 18.4%
Money well spent
Better luck next time.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 17.0%
Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 20.4%
Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!
2019-10-06 18:21:27 33.1%
Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 47.3%
Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 23.1%
Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 22.8%
You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 13.6%
Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 14.6%
Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 30.6%
Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
2019-10-06 18:21:27 56.6%
Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
2019-09-27 00:09:33 75.8%
Poor people go away
A real money man.
2019-08-08 04:30:06 35.4%
It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!
2019-08-06 04:20:10 39.5%
100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.
2019-07-24 17:40:54 25.4%
I am coward
No permanent death for you.
2019-07-24 17:40:50 73.1%
Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
0.7%
King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
2.9%
1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh?
0.9%
Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
1.0%
Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style.
3.6%
What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
7.1%