| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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A Manic Monday
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. |
2024-02-19 02:38:53 | 3.9% | ||
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No rest for the wicked
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. |
2024-02-18 04:35:15 | 4.3% | ||
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Disco Driving
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. |
2024-02-17 02:05:11 | 4.3% | ||
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Jason goes to Sunny Pines
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. |
2024-02-16 01:11:50 | 3.9% | ||
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Thor's Day
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. |
2024-02-15 00:00:13 | 3.6% | ||
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Silver Surfer
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. |
2024-02-15
00:00:13
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13.0% | ||
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You Old Romantic
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. |
2024-02-14 01:31:16 | 2.5% | ||
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Over the hump
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. |
2024-02-14 01:31:16 | 3.7% | ||
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Casting your net
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. |
2024-02-14 01:31:16 | 10.4% | ||
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Worldly Wise Whiz
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. |
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7.1% | ||
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Trick or Treat
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. |
2.5% | |||
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Tuesday’s child
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. |
3.8% | |||
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Week Minded
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. |
2.4% | |||
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Gone In Many Seconds
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. |
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15.9% | ||
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Technophobic
Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. |
12.2% | |||
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Slick Moves Like Jagger
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. |
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8.2% | ||
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Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. |
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12.6% | ||
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Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. |
9.2% | |||
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Feeling Lucky?
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. |
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14.8% | ||
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During The War...
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. |
44.0% | |||
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Double, double toil and trouble
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. |
3.6% | |||
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Snatch me if you can
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! |
3.4% | |||
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My Kart Is Augmented
Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? |
26.9% | |||
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Million Dollar Granddad
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. |
4.3% | |||
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We Can Rebuild Him
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. |
14.9% | |||
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GrimAced
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. |
29.2% | |||
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Paperboy The Hard Way
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. |
3.5% | |||
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A Quiet Night In
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. |
3.5% | |||
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He Was A Skater Boy
Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. |
2.8% | |||
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Sweep
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. |
4.8% | |||
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Death Despiser
Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. |
5.0% | |||
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Death Defiler
Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. |
4.4% | |||
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Death Decider
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. |
6.0% | |||
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Death Derider
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. |
6.5% | |||
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Death Defier
Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. |
9.8% | |||
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Batteries not Included
Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. |
19.2% | |||
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Christmas Truce?
Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. |
2.5% |