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You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
2024-01-27 00:04:10 7.8%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2024-01-27 00:04:02 2.8%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2024-01-26 23:49:25 2.6%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2024-01-26 23:48:59 9.8%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2024-01-26 23:45:49 15.6%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2024-01-26 23:44:06 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2024-01-26 23:44:06 2.7%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2023-12-22 17:08:08 48.8%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2023-12-22 17:05:57 7.4%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2023-12-22 11:54:11 3.8%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2023-12-22 11:53:49 9.6%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
2023-12-22 11:53:46 3.8%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2023-12-22 11:52:25 23.7%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2023-12-22 11:50:45 6.2%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2023-12-22 11:11:32
49.0%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2023-12-22 11:10:56
3.2%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2023-12-22 11:10:48 7.7%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2023-12-22 11:10:42
12.7%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2023-12-22 11:09:48
5.0%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2023-12-22 10:13:40 10.8%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2023-12-22 10:12:03
8.4%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2023-12-22 09:45:17 23.2%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2023-12-22 09:42:47 31.4%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2023-12-22 09:41:27 45.4%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2023-12-21 14:51:44 3.1%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2023-12-21 14:12:16
13.1%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2023-12-21 13:20:14 47.6%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2023-12-20 22:19:16 35.9%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2023-12-20 22:01:57 41.9%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2023-12-20 21:59:05
7.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2023-12-20 21:36:20
36.5%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2023-12-20 21:33:43
31.8%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2023-12-20 20:58:58
59.4%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2023-12-20 15:01:05 48.3%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2023-12-20 14:50:08 30.5%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2023-12-20 14:33:00 46.4%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2023-12-20 14:32:22 52.4%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2023-12-18 17:45:41 66.8%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2023-12-18 17:24:03 69.7%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2023-12-18 17:20:26 66.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2023-12-18 17:08:33 64.3%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2023-12-18 17:07:55 71.2%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2023-12-17 15:30:17 12.3%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2023-12-17 15:28:57 46.4%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2023-12-17 15:20:17 12.2%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2023-12-17 14:58:53 6.2%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2023-12-17 14:44:52 17.2%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2023-12-17 14:44:01 73.1%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2023-12-17 14:27:12 72.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2023-10-14 19:19:00
36.8%