Achievement Visibility Global Unlocks Added
Old Timer
After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself 		13.3% 2021-12-28 18:12:12
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Howdy Cowpoke
That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner 		33.9% 2021-12-28 18:12:12
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Time to Retire
After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for? 		12.5% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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The Splits
Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days. 		41.8% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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There's Always Next Year
10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others... 		13.4% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Rookie Numbers
10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket 		14.4% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Fiduciary
Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to) 		12.6% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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DSM­5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder
1,000 loses? It's time for a talk... 		12.6% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Diversified
Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol) 		15.9% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Career Change?
Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out. 		12.5% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Bankrupt!!!
Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that? 		37.5% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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A New Century Dawns
You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help. 		24.0% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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All In
300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go! 		30.7% 2021-12-25 17:20:11
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Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy
You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad! 		18.9% 2021-12-23 18:26:08
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In Your Debt
You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back! 		24.4% 2021-12-23 18:26:08
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FREEDOM!!!!
You paid off your loan! You're free, for now... 		19.6% 2021-12-23 18:26:08
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Mortgage
You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage! 		31.9% 2021-12-23 16:20:13
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2x
You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa! 		32.3% 2021-12-23 15:59:08
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1/2
You lost half your starting money! Boo! 		31.9% 2021-12-23 15:59:08
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Two Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million! 		15.3% 2021-12-23 14:34:08
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Three Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion! 		12.5% 2021-12-23 14:34:08
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A Poor Man's Game
You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude! 		26.1% 2021-12-22 23:28:10
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A Rich Man's Game
You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations! 		18.1% 2021-12-22 21:55:08
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You're Fired!
Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired! 		31.3% 2021-12-22 21:14:14
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Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations...
Congratulations! You won one game! 		56.3% 2021-12-22 21:14:14
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