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Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
2017-06-27 16:17:33 24.7%
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
2017-06-27 16:10:55
48.7%
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
2017-06-27 16:01:57 46.3%
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
2017-06-27 15:57:52 35.9%
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
2017-06-27 15:51:12 37.8%
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
2017-06-27 15:44:06 32.4%
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
2017-06-27 15:43:53 49.2%
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
2017-06-27 15:26:44 43.8%
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
2017-06-27 15:07:28 37.9%
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
2017-06-27 14:59:09 41.2%
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
2017-06-27 14:53:47 35.6%
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
2017-06-27 14:39:15 40.4%
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
2017-06-27 14:36:42 23.3%
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
2017-06-27 14:01:01 14.2%
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
2017-06-27 13:57:54 53.5%
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
2017-06-27 13:52:37 38.5%
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
2017-06-27 13:12:39 51.2%
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
2017-06-27 13:10:16 31.7%
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
2017-06-27 13:03:02 65.9%
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
2017-06-26 19:24:00 15.6%
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
2017-06-26 19:12:30 49.4%
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
2017-06-26 19:05:25 14.3%
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
2017-06-26 18:59:56 24.0%
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
2017-06-26 18:50:01 39.0%